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A Secret Santa Mousey x Rarold for a very good friend @joojdraws ☺️💚❤️

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I've been loving Rarold for 16 months now and for that I wanted to make a little comic based on my headcanons and stuff! Been working on it for days, I wanted it to be special and accurate! I love Rarold a LOT! Enjoy this short story about him. 🌽💖

BONUS: Mousey and Rarold's 1979 design, it was a blast and so much fun for me to imagine how they could look a bit older... I think there's something beautiful at imagining how characters could be in the future y'know? So much possibilities!! 🥔🌽

...And yes. Mousey was already wearing crocs all the way back in 1979 when it actually was created in the 2000s. They truly were ahead of their time!!

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"I... I am not 1... I'm 48 years old... What is this nonseeense...?"

#🌽 (ic) #🌽 (ooc) : ajsjsjss #this blog turned 1

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art trade I did with @joojdraws !! thanks again for letting me draw these sillies !!! <33

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[CW: blood + knife 🩸 🔪] Spooky Rarold for today 😈 🌽

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This year's Halloween, once again, was going to be a big event for Rarold. There's no way we're going to make fun of him again! 1974 was going to be his year! (Unlike some people...) Finally, he was going to achieve something that Mousey will never be able to do: a corn maze! Rarold smiles evilly at this and then begins to approach the fence that separates him from his rival: "Ah ah ahhhh... Pipsqueeeak. You will... NEVER be able to do anyyyy event for Halloweeeen! There is no such thiiiing as a potato maze! Get loooooooost!" and he starts laughing. Mousey shrugs at his remark, they had packed plenty of snacks anyway so they were going to make some money during that corn maze event!! Rarold then returns to Glenn. "I'm sooooo happy that you're my scarecrooow. Number one, evennnn!! You'll scare all the kids, so they'll get lost in my field! AHAHAHAHAHA!! So muuuuch moneyyy we're goiiing to make."

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AUTUMN MEME : ACCEPTING.

send 🌽 for our muses to walk through a corn maze together

glenn wasn't sure why the mayor had decided to rent out the cornfield as a corn maze for this year's halloween event — the townsfolk have never been very keen on him, what makes the mayor think they'd want to willingly get lost there ?

not like anyone's ever gotten 'lost' there before ...

" do i really need to help you test this ? i - i'm really not that great with directions ! " not a complete lie, but more of an excuse than anything else. the thought of being stuck in a corn maze for hours on end didn't exactly bring joy to glenn's heart. he'd much rather just watch over his fields like he usually does.

#🌽 (ic) #🌽 (glenn) #ZJASJSJSJ #ooc: I LOVE THIIIIS!!!

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" aaaach !! " he pinches the bridge of his nose in frustration, sighing. " look, look. the shipment doesn't come in until friday and you already bought out my last stock. i can't make them come any faster, so please stop asking me for more dick pills !! "

The long, frightening smile on Rarold's face fled like a thief robbing a bank. What does Glenn mean the supply of dick pills doesn't arrive until Friday?! Rarold can't wait three days.... he truly cannot.

"Ermmmm, actuallyyyy..." Rarold starts to say as he raises his finger.

"You see Glenn, my number one scarecrow... Pipsqueeeak and I can't wait 72 houuuuurs. Do you waiiiit three dayyyys in a row to do it with the scarecrow thiiiief...?" His left eye starts to twitch when he says that. "I don't think soooooo. So, hurry uuuup!!! Or else I'll have to go see another pharmaciiist and I don't wanna do thaaaat..." He is now fidgeting with his hands, seemingly nervous. "Beliiiieve me, I don't want to drive my tractor to another village... or worst even! The big asss town!! Bah!!!! I don't wanna do that just to get diiiiick piiiills..." He sighs. "...And anywaysss... I am just fond of yours. "Mr. Long's Big Schlong" are the bessssst dick pills... I don't want to get any otheeeeers. Periiooooooood."

#🌽 (ic) #🌽 (glenn) #(ooc: i am crying) #🌽 (asks)

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BKMN is half a year old today and it's been like (almost) 5 months I'm having lotta fun with my oc x canon ship, so I wanted to doodle them two, thanks to everyone supporting me 😌❤️💚

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"Jus' got called criiiinge... auuuuggh..."

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#🌽 (OOC) #; #((made a few more rp icons...))

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"EHH—?? Who are all of these young ladies following me? Maybe they want my so, so good corn??? But... Why are they... half-naked?? I'm not suuuuuure... To... Understand...?"

#🌽 (OOC) #; #((all of these p0rn accs are so boring istg))

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Rarold looks at himself in the mirror. It's 4 at the morning. It's a dark, dark morning today. His thoughts... they're filled with rage, confusion... and love? It's all so... complicated in his mind at this very moment. He is so sobbing uncontrollably with a nervous smile on his face.

"Ssssnnnnifff... Fuck." he says. "Goddamn why."

"Look at yaaa, Rarold..." His face is very close to the mirror. "You're a goddamn grown ass adult. You're 48... and 48 is an oooold age. You're almost 50, my guy... Thankfullyyyy you're not balding as you know who yet... but he's not the topic of your thoughts right now."

He pauses for a while, tears crawling all over his face. "...I cannot fell in love againnn. I'm not worthy. It'sss.... Not. Worthy at all. I suuuuuck. You're baaaad, Rarold! Not worthy of any love!... I.... I.... I...." He sighs and thinks for a few seconds and shakes his head. "It's not even like... they'd like me, right....? We've been in a rivalry... For so...... Loooooooooooong... I don't even know why I fell in love with them. I hate it. I despise it, even. I can't be in looove with the person I hate!... but yet I am... I... Am......so.......so..." he cries even more.

"...I am so confused. Dunno what to do anymore, I'm... Sigh... Ya know what good ol Rarold... you're too old for thiisss..." he says by pointing at himself in the mirror. "Ya should go scything... Coooorn... instead... Will make ya feel so muuuuch better... Yeah. Let's do iiiiit." and he grabs his scythe and go in his cornfield to harvest corn... Just like every morning.

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Looking at the clouds... ☁️

#🌽 (MOUSEY) #🌽 (IC): Siiiiiiiigh....

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What a cute little kitty... 🐱

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"Been away for 2 months and haaaalf... don't mind me. Jus' was trying to get the perfect corduroys... Worked... so hard for it. Can you believe it??? The perfect. Unruinable. CORDUROYS! The stupid mailmannn won't be able to ruin them... ever againnn. Jus' to think about my favorite corduroys ruiiiined by his coffee that one day makes me so incredibly angryyy."

#🌽 (OOC): well guess who's back on that blog babyyyyyy #🌽 (ic)

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Younger Rarold doodles based on some headcanons... :3c

#🌽 (IC) #🌽 (ROSIE) #🌽 (CORNELIA) #🌽 (KEVIN) #🌽 (REBLOG)

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This is what happens when you see your rival every day...😼

#🌽 (MOUSEY) #🌽 (ART) #ic: Feeeehhhh........*sighs*