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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

#let’s bring that shit back #beating the fuck out of characters because you love them? there’s no better definition of utopia

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#oh jesus #affronted by yoiharu on my good christian dash #nabari no ou #miharu rokujou #yoite

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anyway. i know i’ve mentioned this before but i think it was distinctively cruel to have this character be constantly debilitated by agony from the slash in his face and call him “grin pain.” not even subtle with it . i respect it but jesus christ

if i slipped back into my grinning man era how concerned would you all be. answer honestly

#so funny #jo.adds #the grinning man

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if i slipped back into my grinning man era how concerned would you all be. answer honestly

#he’s just like me #jo.posts

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

#i’m thinking trans orpheus. none of you are on my level rn

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the ecstasy, wonder, and joy of having baizhu on your genshin team is only offset by the crushing guilt you feel when you accidentally make him run

#he’s so silly. feel better king! #i forget all the time that i have to switch to candace if i wanna sprint #jo.posts #baizhu #genshin impact

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my plan is to procure pantalone when he comes out, that way i can have my perfect team: baizhu, neuvillette, pantalone, and xiangling. Xiangling And Her Three Weird Uncles, if you will

forgot to tell my genshin enjoyers that i got neuvillette by the way. i got. his. french. ass.

#my girl gets THREE uncle/older brother types because i spoil her #in return she teaches them how to fucking cook #jo.adds #genshin impact

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forgot to tell my genshin enjoyers that i got neuvillette by the way. i got. his. french. ass.

#hydro grandpa came home. thank god #jo.posts #genshin impact

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i have maybe the worst type of cuteness aggression about fiction characters that im attracted to

#yeah ive always said this #i’ve gotten so lucky with my guys tbh #i don’t appreciate how kickable they are enough

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hate to disappoint but this post is about when tiktok gets banned in nine months and you no longer have the reprieve it granted you from me talking about sakurayashiki kaoru 24/7

set a timer to unfollow me nine months from now because you’ll all have to endure the backbreaking weight of my sk8 bullshit once again

#my bad should have been clearer #also if season 2 never releases i will be so happy. let’s hope it gets cancelled <3 pray with me 🙏 #jo.adds

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set a timer to unfollow me nine months from now because you’ll all have to endure the backbreaking weight of my sk8 bullshit once again

#THANKS JOE BYEDON #jo.posts

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hey guys! it’s been a while since i’ve been here consistently! how are you? how are your families? i hope you’re well. why am i back, you ask? no reason, just felt like it!

#dragging my ass back to tumblr with my tail tucked between my legs like a broken dog #you know i’m kidding . tumblr is truly my home i just inhabited tiktok for kicks #jo.posts

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hadestown teen edition is releasing. i can already hear the clamor of thousands of annoying white children

#im too old to be idealistic #there’s gonna be so many white eurydices i’m just not strong enough #jo.posts #hadestown

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death is a boat

#OBSESSED #hamlet

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if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......

#genuinely i’m gonna lose it

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To bend softly as the word of God sweeps…

MIDNIGHT MASS (2021) dir. Mike Flanagan

#THIS IS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT #GOD! #midnight mass #father paul

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

#nodding vigorously