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Sometimes I think about the many ways Truman could have figured out he was on a tv show...

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At least one day out of every spring break

Spend all night getting tired just to wake up more exhausted because you got three and a half hours of sleep and you're not 17 anymore so you can't just chug a monster about it because "I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine 😊" but you can smoke a bowl and grab whatever sweatpants are cleanest and you angrily stand in the shower switching between warm enough to fall asleep in and cold enough that you debate canceling today and going back to sleep because its not like anything big was happening today. Then you exit the shower and have no idea who that person was BC you're fine now.

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So let's

Ride

Cause you can't catch me

*logging 1000 steps a day, at my most catchable, in need of a shower and nutrition*

Feelin sexy in my OK you get where this is going post over

#meme #lets ride #beep beep #said you cant catch me #except you can

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15th march on other sites is just like 'its mid march I guess??' but on Tumblr it's all 'hey remember when we all teamed up to murder a politician? We should do that again' as if we were all personally there to kill Caesar

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just found out that Rosamund Pike buries her awards in her garden because she feels embarrassed that people will see them in her home and it’ll be awkward

i genuinely am obsessed with the energy she exudes

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There are three wolves inside of you, one of them wants to die but won't admit it, one of them likes fart jokes, one of them wants to kill, they all are leads in the Broadway musical dear evan hansen, you remember you are almost 20, you feel shame for thinking of teen musicals, cause all that it takes is a li-

#dear evan hansen

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Evan: so I climbed a tree

Anyone who has ever wanted to off themselves: to try and kill yourself yes we been knew

Our parents: wait what

#just relistening #and boy #i now see #why i had to explain to my mom that evan didnt just fall out of a tree

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i swear at this point bdg’s just gonna start an arg

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BRIAN WHAT THE FUCK I LIVE ALONE YOU CANT DO THEIS TO ME BRIAN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

#brian david gilbert #bdg

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💟Sanders Sides Animal Crossing AU💟

(I really hope you like their designs ;-;)

♡reblogs are appreciated♡

🚫DON'T REPOST MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION/CREDIT🚫

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Bella says her lil speech but at the end she just gives edward some iron supplements and rides off on her new giant dog/ hot boy multitool

#twilight

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Just realized I'm exactly as tall as my dorm mattress and its completely thrown me off my rhythm

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i think the death note probably doesnt go by “legal” name but rather the name you tie your identity and self image with, and it makes no sense for the death note to abide by laws constructed by humans anyway. so i think that if youre trans youre safe from light yagami because hes transphobic and wouldnt write your actual name in it even if it was life or death

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I was having sex for the first time while Rush Limbaugh died lmao. After I blew my friend in the shower, she toweled off, looked at her phone, told me this, yelled "Our sex killed him!" and then we high-fived. Rush's death belongs to the t4ts

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OK people who have touch to do and have been living in the same sweaters and sweats and sportbras/tanks for ages its 12pm times to once again thank billie eilish for being our style icon

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the fact the new series of hypothetical isn’t allowed to talk about the pandemic just in case people forget it happened is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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You should watch supernatural. It's right up your alley

This is offensive.