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If Jurassic Park was real the DefunctLand video on it would open with "66 Million Years ago, an asteroid the size of Mount Everest slammed into the Gulf of Mexico,"
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readerrabbitsuperfan · 56 minutes
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readerrabbitsuperfan · 57 minutes
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OJ Simpson, star of unaired Adventures in Wonderland episode “White Rabbits Can’t Jump”, has died
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readerrabbitsuperfan · 57 minutes
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best quotes from the aforementioned defunctland video:
"this level of wiggling was simply not sustainable."
"the wiggles empire was an intoxicating gravy train. the kind that only comes from singing about potatoes and dancing with an octopus. and it was a machine that could not be stopped."
"a theme park would NEVER create mascot costumes to represent FOUR HUMAN MEN."
"nothing makes one face their own mortality more than being a wiggle."
every time the phrase "wiggles lore" is used.
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readerrabbitsuperfan · 58 minutes
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camilla hect
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readerrabbitsuperfan · 59 minutes
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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So I know John wasn't in a great place after the whole nun with a gun and touching the screaming soul of the earth thing.
He said, I just kind of stood there and watched it happen, I think.
In a crisis people don't always react as they might normally.
I don’t know what happened to them. This part gets a little weird, you know? Like I dreamed it. I remember P— behind a barricade … not dead yet … telling me, John, run.
He may genuinely not remember. Perhaps it's all a blur. His brain can't or won't allow him to recall.
They shot A— right in front of us … hauled me out … M— said, Take John alive. He’s worth more to you alive. And they shot her.
But he watches all his friends die and emerges unscathed. His narrative jumps right from M-'s death to him outside, hearing the earth scream and feeling P die, destroying everything.
But there's clearly something we're not party to in between. What happened in that kitchen, with A- and M- dead on the floor and John presumably restrained and at gunpoint by his former devotees?
Did they shoot him? Even then, could he not die? Or did staring down the barrel of a gun finally snap John out of his dreamlike state? Did he stop the cultists hearts, like the half of the world he brags about ending 'clean' before the bombs could get them?
But we've seen John's response to one of his followers trying to destroy him before: visceral and brutal and gratuitous.
Is that why he doesn't tell that part of the story?
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So in TLT there is tons of Jesus imagery and parallels associated with Gideon, but thematically Nona is Jesus. Sort of.
Jesus was God made human, temporarily cut off from his Godhood to truly experience humanity. Through dying as a human and returning to Godhood he created a link between the two states that humans could then follow. This link is not something that could have been made by either God or by humans, only God-as-human.
In TLT Alecto is the Earth made human shaped, but Nona was Alecto made truly human, cut off from Alecto's full nature. Alecto integrating Nona creates a path between the human and something that would otherwise be too vast to be able to understand humanity.
Nona is also Harrow without trauma, Harrow loved. Integrating Nona for her is one potential path to healing. Through the shared experience of Nona, Harrow and Alecto are connected. Does this mean this connection is a path to resurrection for the rest of humanity? Are Harrow, Nona and Alecto the TLT trinity? Tbh I'm sure it's going to be far more weird than that.
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them: what's your pronouns me: *looks to the camera* that's right, our contestants have no idea of which pronouns to use when referring to me. the only way to learn is by talking, the only way to talk is by interacting and the only way to interact is by beginning so without further ado let's begin...
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im nothing if not a man of the people 🙏
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what do you guys think of my garak playlist
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@sepsisklock got me thinking about star trek aus for tlt now and you know what backwater space outpost is just begging for more lesbians on it?
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Fringe space outpost full of lesbians with a history associated with an expanding colonial empire?
It's even got 9 in the name like c'mon.
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One of my friends suggested they go to Barbie’s dream house. Hope this is satisfactory.
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if your gays are less complicated than a lizard with a torture degree from torture college (ex-spy for a nazi germany allegory) and an insufferable twink who thinks he can fix him (doctor from a utopian future earth) then I don't want it
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*Walks out of the bar covered in blood and with stab wounds*
'You should have seen the other guy'
*When you go into the bar it's empty, not a single person in sight. In a corner there's a mop with a fake mustache taped to it, it's covered in kiss marks*
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readerrabbitsuperfan · 12 hours
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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂
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