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sometimes i think about interacting with the sp fandom again

#i like the fan art you guys make :) #keep up the good work

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I totally understand why Kyle kicks Ike all the time (or at least used to)

the kid looks so kickable

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I feel kinda silly for this but cartman with tits rly helped with my dysphoria??

Like yes 1. I dont headcanon him as trans and 2. Its,, cartman. Do i even need to elaborate.

But idk having a male character casually having big tiddies, and not being misgendered, it felt nice.

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i love the new teaser btw i love it i love it, south park keep winning

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why would i watch literally any other show when i can just rewatch Put It Down for the 173th time (not an exaggeration)

#south park #south park confessions #s-tier episode fr

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btw the idea that liane sexually abused eric by failing to shelter him from sexual stuff is really dumb. like if you want to incorporate that idea into fanfiction or headcanons, that's fine, but it's not canon. at all.

cartman was like... the last person in town to know that his mom's a crack whore. the reason why he found out wasn't liane's fault, it was because stan and kyle went out of their way to bully him about it... and we don't know who originally told THEM about it.

cartman is deeply negatively affected by the lack of a father figure in his life, he's the only person in his class without a dad, other kids (especially stan and kyle) bully him because his mom's a whore, he's shown to have a weirdly negative warped view on sex, and he's been sexually assaulted by adults on multiple occasions (these occasions have nothing to do with Liane). this all has a really bad effect on him. that doesn't make liane an abuser. eric can have trauma without liane being an abuser.

unless you want to get really dumb with your arguments like extrapolating that Liane must have not been properly storing that VHS tape Eric recorded over in "something you can do with your finger"? that's kind of a stretch but idk what else people would use to justify calling Liane a sexual abuser

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THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUTEEEE

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with the exception of "post covid" and "the big fix", this show has sucked since season 23 ended

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ignoring the racism, cartman is the most relatable character in the show for me

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vast majority of the time sharons anger towards randy is justified, but sometimes shes just being pissy

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i didint wanna admit this, but i think south park might be *leans in and then whispers* p o l i t i c a l

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the boys are 3 feet tall

yes

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early season kyle is so evil

#south park #south park confessions #yeah but he's cute so it's ok

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i love their O mouth

#south park #south park confessions #i couldn't think of a good shot of multiple O mouths so i just looked through screencaps of 59 episodes before finding this one

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i wonder how matt and trey feel seeing there self inserts getting shipped together

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Dear South Park fans: you are GROUNDED for 1 week. the authorities have determined that due to unacceptable behaviour, there will be no indulging in any South Park related content for a week. No watching South park. No playing South Park games. No reading South Park comics. No drawing South Park fanart. No reading or writing South Park fan fiction. You can visit Colorado but you cannot visit park county. If you do not heed my demands you will be killed on the spot.

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stan will never lose his virginity

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