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96.06.14 ☆ happy birthday to our tiger and performance leader, hoshi!

#OurSummerHOSHIday

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happy birthday hoshi! ♡

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1996.06.15 ~ happy birthday hoshi ♡

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shit nct says: taeil ver. ♡ happy birthday to nct’s goofiest hyung, moon taeil! thank you for your reliable presence around the members, your witty comments, and your legendary vocals. nct wouldn’t be the same without you and we hope that you enjoy your birthday to the fullest! ♡

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turn back time - mv teaser

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STOP, REWIND, TURN BACK TIME

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The Tale of the Shirt

In celebration of WayV’s amazing comeback I wrote a really terrible (Lucas?) fanfic in even worse poetry form. Forgive me, I was forced to upload it.

T'was long ago, in a land so very far from here A few boys, sitting five feet apart, cracking open a cold beer "Lads", one said, "The wind is quite chilly and I got no shirt... We work all day for entertainment, yet we're treated like dirt."  "You're right, brother Kun", Ten said and tried to cover his chest. "It's in our hand to find warmth, so let's go on a quest.” They all agreed and went on their way What would await them? A princess to save? A dragon to slay? After a short time, a big bear stood in front of a river "Stop right there", he said. "I know why you're here, I notice your shivers." "So can you help us?", Winwin asked. "We're in really bad condition." "Of course", the bear said. "But you have to go on a mission." 

"To find what you seek, take off and walk on the moon You gotta awaken the world, but don't you come back too soon You can’t turn back time so wait for the ship to sail For if you come back too quickly, your mission will fail." The boys nodded and pretended to understand They really had no choice though, it was their last chance Brother Lucas could feel that he barely had time His heart grew cold and colder, his life on the line  The way to the moon wasn't difficult to find A bit of hard work, but they were used to the grind 😤💪🏻 The moon was fairly empty, yet the prettiest thing they've ever seen They looked around and around, until they finally noticed the queen She just laid there, a bed of flowers covering her body "Who is that?" Hendery asked. "A cheap snow white copy?" "Wouldn't that be sleeping beauty, you idiot?"  another replied. "Whatever", he said. "Who of us is gonna be the fairytale knight?" One brother asked: "So you think a kiss could wake her up from her sleep?" Brother Ten said: "We're not gonna kiss her without consent, you creep.” They had a long discussion, but couldn't decide what to do "Let's go to sleep", Kun said. "Tomorrow we'll begin anew."  All the boys went to sleep, but Lucas didn't leave the queen's side He'd find a way to wake her up, even if it'll take the whole night He felt a bit sleepy, his eyes barely kept open But his heart didn't rest, fully filled with emotions Suddenly, a noise startled him and made him wake up The queen looked at him slightly confused, Lucas stayed cool and said "....sup?" The other boys were quick on their feet, they stared and admired "We almost thought you were dead" - "Nah, just real fucking tired."  "What does this mean?", Yangyang asked. "Will she help us or is all this flopping?" "Help you?" The queen asked. "I guess I could, but you gotta prove your hearts are jopping." "Lucas, it's time", Kun gestured at the place in front of the queen "Show us what your heart is made of, you dancing machine."  Lucas jopped and jopped, he jopped his heart out, jopped with all he got The queen gestured him to pause "Thank you, I think that's enough." "Can we go home now?", Xiaojun asked full of hope. "But have we awakened the world?" - "Hm... I guess.. nope?" "Ah, don't be sad", the queen said and saw the answer in Lucas' eyes. He just nodded. "Don't worry, I know everything now, guys." "So, what is it, dude? Can you say something productive and not just stare at the girl?" "There's noone else", he said. "She's awake now... And she's my whole world." "Are you fucking..." the boys mumbled in unison. "Keep the cheesy stuff for later, let's go." But Lucas shook his head. "I will stay here, and I hope you understand, bros." The boys just agreed and left, back home they arrived and sat down "I'm exhausted", Xiaojun said. "And I feel like a clown." "We go on this longass adventure just for Lucas to flirt? Then we come back still freezing, cause we still got no shirts. And on top of that, we had to nap on stone and watch Lucas' jopping" "Alright, shut up", Winwin said. "Hop in losers, we're going shopping." And so, yet again, the boys went on their way Suddenly Hendery asked: "Do we even have enough money to pay?" "Don't ask me", Yangyang said. "I'm just here for the shoe sale." "Who do I ask?" - "The dumb bitch who wrote this tale." Ah, my dear Hendery. Hello, nice to meet you, it's me. Perhaps you wonder why you only now go on that shopping spree Yes, you have the money, so I hope you can forgive a friend For taking that detour, to give Y/N a happy end. -END-

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