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Sheldon: Amy is studying the time lag between intent and awareness, and I realized that applies to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics. Now, I recognize there will be a time lag between me saying that and you Googling what it means, so I’ll wait. Leonard: I understand it, Sheldon. Raj: Yeah, me, too. Howard: I’m sorry, I spaced. Are we still talking about the spoon? Raj: It’s nice to see you taking an interest in Amy’s work. Sheldon: Well, don’t get me wrong. Neurobiology’s nothing more than the science of gray squishy stuff. But, you know, when it connects to physics, gas up the Ford, Martha, we’re going for a drive.
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Penny: Okay, listen to me. Your relationship can handle being long distance for a while. It's not like you two are very physical. Amy: Hey, you don't know what goes on behind closed doors. Penny: A lot of lectures? Amy: All right, so you know.
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Amy: You’re just making fun of me. Bernadette: I was just kidding. I’m sorry. And the story’s really good. Penny: No, it is. Does he stay? Do they kiss? Does she find out about Montana? Bernadette: Please?
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Penny: You asked Stephen Hawking and not her father?
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking's a genius. If he said no, I wasn't gonna waste my time on her father.
Amy: But you did ask my father?
Sheldon: I did. He said yes. Although, not in a robot voice, so it wasn't nearly as cool.
11x01 - The Proposal Proposal
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Amy: Sheldon, what are you doing here so late?
Sheldon: I couldn’t sleep because I kept thinking about what happened earlier between us. Also, I had one heck of a bus nap. Oh, speaking of which, do you want some mutton and coconut milk?
Amy: No.
Sheldon: Well, I cannot give this stuff away.
07x05 – The Workplace Proximity
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Sheldon: Amy, after consideration, I believe we may have acted rashly. I propose we resume our relationship and attempt to resolve our differences.
Amy: I’ll agree to that only if you’ll stipulate that 80% of our difficulties were caused by you.
Sheldon: I’ll go as high as 40.
Amy: Sixty-five.
Sheldon: Done. You understand that moving forward, we deal with the fact that my mother does not approve of you?
Amy: I do. I find being cast in the role of bad girl oddly titillating.
Sheldon: Would you like to see my cats?
Amy: I would. I love cats. They’re the epitome of indifference.
Sheldon: Ah, then you may find Zazzles a little cloying.
04x03 – The Zazzy Substitution
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Happy new year!!! Middle season hiatus almost over!!!
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Amy: Bye, Sheldon. Sheldon: You know what? I feel uncomfortable engaging in a public display of affection while their relationship is strained. Leonard: Go ahead, it’s fine. Sheldon: Bye. Amy: Bye. Leonard: Okay. Penny: Let’s go. Amy: Bye. Sheldon: Bye.
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Sheldon: Boy, that was exhausting. You know, no offense, but your colleagues were pretty rude.
Amy: Really, they were rude?
Sheldon: Yes. They just kept talking about you and how great you are, no matter how many times I brought me up.
Amy: You know, these are my colleagues and they want to talk about my work. Why does that bother you so much?
Sheldon: Because I was there. It’s like having Optimus Prime over to dinner and not asking him to turn into a truck.
Amy: You know what, Sheldon? You’re not always the smartest person in every room.
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Sheldon: Well should we make love now? Amy: How can you even think about sex? Sheldon: Hey, I'm a man; I have annual needs just like anyone. And besides, it's our birthday tradition. Amy: You think you can do it while I lie perfectly still and you don't touch me? Sheldon: I can try. Want to do it again?
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Sheldon: Very well. Prepare for a long night of deceit. Amy: Sheldon, women can wear make up, it’s not lying. Sheldon: I was talking about Leonard. And if make up is so truthful, why is it called concealer?
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Sheldon: Morning. Happy birthday. Amy: Yeah, sure. Sheldon: Did you sleep at all? Amy: No. You? Sheldon: I passed out on the toilet once. I don't know if that counts.
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Thanks @cosmic-omni for the tag!
The big bang theory - Amy Farrah Fowler
Gossip girl - Chuck Bass
O.C. - Seth
Superstore - Amy
30 rock - Liz Lemon
Modern Family - Cameron
Glee - Sue Sylvester
Catwoman
Jane Austen
Will Smith in every movie in every scene
RULES: List ten of your favorite characters in ten different fandoms (in no particular order), and then tag ten people.
and I tag @shamymajim-stuff , @stellina2a , @brezideje , @timetravellerwhovian , @sweetpichberry , @gothictexan123 , @gottalovetheshamy , @notchincorporated , @emmyhix , @galshamy5
{oh my i was tagged im honoured thank you!) I was tagged by @bigbangenthusiast
RULES: List ten of your favorite characters in ten different fandoms (in no particular order), and then tag ten people.
Sheldon Cooper - The Big Bang Theory
Joey and Chandler - Friends
Link - The Legend of Zelda
Jughead Jones - Archie Comics
FP Jones - Riverdale
Meemaw - Young Sheldon
Ronald Weasley - Harry Potter
Nick Carraway - The Great Gatsby
Rose DeWitt Bukater - Titanic
( i don’t know who’s done this yet so I apologize if you have ) @rgbcn @fortcozymcblanket @relationshipagreement @platypus-quacks-too @princesconsuela
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Amy: Sheldon, do you understand the irony of your fixation on a man with super speed, while after five years all I can get out of you is a distracted make-out session on a couch?
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Bazinga! *drop the mic inspiration* lmfao
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Amy: Fine, it’s true. I deserve romance, and I didn’t know how else to make it happen.
Sheldon: Well, if you want romance, then let’s have romance. Oh, look, there’s wine. Mmm. Grape juice that burns. Uh, now let’s gaze into each other’s eyes, hmm? You blinked. I win.
Amy: Sheldon.
Sheldon: Let’s see. What’s next? Oh, kissing’s romantic.
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Sheldon: We seem to be moving on to the annual coitus portion of your birthday festivities. Amy: Is that okay? Sheldon: I didn’t put on my come-hither plaid PJ’s for nothing.
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