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Years ago in my high school AP economics class I was assigned to sit in the corner of the room where I was flanked by a handful of very popular, very lazy kids. After every exam the teacher would announce (much to my chagrin) my “high score” to the class.

After a particularly challenging exam where I only scored 93%, the teacher announced that the guy to my right (let’s call him Matt) had ALSO scored 93%, his friend behind him 90%, and the friend behind HIM 90%! Needless to say I vacillated between self-doubt and suspicion for a few days before I finally “congratulated” one of the 90%‘ers on his score. With an impish grin he admitted that his friend Matt had been cheating off me for months and “thanked” me for helping “so many people do so well” in the class. The petty revenge gears started turning in my head for what seemed like ages before I replied “no problem, I’m just glad to help!”

At the next exam I put my my paper in very clear view of Matt. He had been told that I was now willing to “help” him and his friends. I circled all wrong answers while making a special mark for the correct ones. Just before the time was up, I quickly changed my answers back when nobody was looking, turned in my exam, and smugly walked back to my seat.

What I didn’t know at the time was that the cheating conspiracy didn’t just involve the kids sitting next to me, but that my answers were written down and forwarded to the next 4 periods, all of which took an identical test.

One week later a record 22 people failed the exam. Matt empathetically remarked “Oh man, did you fail too!?” I flipped over my sheet: 100%.

Nobody ever cheated off me in that class again.

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I <3 William Shatner on Twitter

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The dolphin brought her phone back

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petition for chris hemsworth to just buy out national geographic and film everything on his phone from his backyard

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Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central s01e02

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wow,,,, im in mettaton hell 

#undertale #mettaton #oh god dang

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What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

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GO HOME AND VISIT YOUR FUCKING COUSIN YOU ASSHOLE

#undertale #mettaton #frisk #gOD DAMN IT METTATON

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Yes, Tennant, Yes!

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i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

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There you go.

EVERY F*CKING MAGICAL GIRL FROM 1966 TO NOW, LABELED AND DATED. LOL UR WELCOME.

truthfully, I thought it’d be fun to hunt them down one-by-one and it kinda was. SOME WERE SO F*CKING DIFFICULT TO FIND THO AFJADLKFJADSFJ but yeah, I like a good challenge so it was fun, lord do I have a ton of new shows to check out urmg yah I know I’m BATSHIT CRAY btw I added a few of them dunno why they were not listed nyuu

Original post was here: http://chiibinomonodamon.tumblr.com/post/96228603534/kawaiibunny3-every-main-character-magical-girl

#mahou shoujo #magical girls #yheeeeeee

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Me: I’m feeling really sad right now because nothing is going right in my life

Someone: Well you know God has a plan for your life-

Me: