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roadkill-club · 5 months
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if i were a child with psychic powers i would simply kill everyone who stood in my way
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my aunt who owns horses constantly posts these excellent horse memes
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Buffalo chicken sandwich saaave meee
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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omg a continuation
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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oh my god not ETHINICALLY AMBIGAUS homer simpson
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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so most people on this website have seen the butch rainbow tattoo teddy bear
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but have you guys seen her cousin
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butch hot fur ya tattoo teddy bear
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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guy who reads acronyms one letter at a time always and it never occurs to him that he can read them as just a whole word. this guy also smokes near babies if that influences your opinion about him at all
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pitbull breeders really spent hundreds of years perfecting a breed of dog that everyone hates but it just looks at you like a pathetic awkward guy
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the fact that this wasnt mocked en masse was INSANE
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THIS LOOKS SO FAKE I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. ITS OK TO BE WHITE PERSEPHONE
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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always remember the Final Girl Code:
- do it alone
- do it scared
- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to
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Louka Anargyros, 'Leatherboys', acrylic on ceramic, 2018
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Happy Holidays from me and my pronouns.
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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🚫 ca-dmv-bot Follow
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Customer: FOREVER NOW AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE
DMV: FUCK NASTY AND KILL YOURSELF
VERDICT: ACCEPTED
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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Both cas and Mary get shamed by the narrative for being “absent” parents because they DIED??? Because they were MURDERED?????
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roadkill-club · 6 months
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We’ve all made this post forty times but genuinely they were like. The sword of heaven is a slutty mean atheist and the boy king of hell prays every night to be clean. And we just had to be like. Ok
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