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#lowkey how I wanna be

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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

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*liberal voice* You’re saying that as if exploitation is bad. My dad exploits people. Are you calling him a bad person?

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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

#vid #soothing

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It’s always insane to me when people DM me to yell at me about breaching their DNI because I reblogged a post from them

Like how chronically online are you that you’re checking the blogs of everyone who reblogs from you

And I genuinely mean that. Even if the post only has like 10 notes at best. How much free time do you have to check the blogs of all 10 of those notes, and then go OUT OF YOUR WAY to message anyone who doesn’t fit your strict guidelines for human interaction. And I know some of y’all don’t just check but you DIG, because some of the stuff I get DMed about is not advertised on my blog as soon as you look at it.

How do you all survive outside of the internet when every persons political opinions and stances on fictional content aren’t displayed to you right off the bat.

Like I’m not kidding. That’s not normal. You are not the normal one in this situation. Please put your phone down for at least a week and go outside.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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Ryoko Kui please return my calls

#👀 #art #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#jimmy 3 balls from cyanide and happiness

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guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

#legit my entire experience #once I find a reliable Adblock for my phone I’ll be unstoppable

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>i sit on a throne and people come up to me one by one displaying different items

>with each item i yell out "yonic" or "phallic" and then wave them away to a door to the left or right of me (depending on whether its yonic or phallic)

>guy comes up with an item thats too difficult to label as yonic or phalic

>i pull a lever to the right of me that opens a trap door under his feet sending him to fall miles down to his death as we are in my floating cloud castle

>categorizing continues as normal

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My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

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u guys thought u got rid of me???? hell naww

heuhehhhehehgr

#art #bunnydoll #i love thems