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I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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gravity falls pilot pitch

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For anyone who makes Gravity Falls fanart, having this is absolutely AMAZING!

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In honour of the end of the first act:

#um #someone on TikTok made a vox machina edit to just a man #and I found the Troy saga from there 🫣

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*through tears* I am the monster *sobs* *hics* rawr rawr *gasp* *sob* rawr *scream of agony*

#okay this one made me laugh out loud

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i’m curious to see how many people use their likes as an organizational tool like i do, or maybe in a way i’m never heard of before.

do you have strong feelings about how likes should be used?

reblog for a bigger sample size etc etc

#I use likes as a ‘save’ button basically

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‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

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#okay honestly first-first thing would be to go back in time 5 minutes to make sure I wasn’t given a faulty Time Machine #then after that I would get myself some lotto numbers #THEN I would have fun visiting other time periods

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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I am just. So weirdly tickled by this Watcher situation. Like yes, initially I was very disappointed and upset but honestly now I just think it's funny. I can't remember the last time a creator or group of creators misread the room this hard. Like they really thought they were cooking with this one. They had a countdown to this. They announced their paywalled streaming service with their whole chests and expected rapturous applause. Instead, there has been a non-stop chorus of boos and thrown tomatoes for days now. They would have probably gotten a better reaction if they had posted a video where they sprayed a dog in the eyes with soapy water.

It's all so pleasantly... low-stakes. The consequences are nonexistent. It's not like the Ned Fulmer situation, where a friend group is destroyed, real life relationships are ended, and young children are potentially subjected to the trauma of divorce. Nah, all that's happening here is three idiots will be making a lot less money than they wanted. Maybe they'll learn something, maybe they won't. Either way, they brought it entirely upon themselves, and that makes it okay to laugh at in my books. So I will!

#I don’t even really go here so apologies for still reblogginf about it but #it’s such a bizarre situation. and I pretty much agree with OP’s sentiment #I’m way less invested in watched vs try guys so I’m kind of just sitting back with my popcorn rn

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Rau'shan's Embrace 🔥🌿

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#I picked badgers but please know narwhals is in my heart above all else #also I used to annoy the hell out of people with do you like waffles

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Idk if this has been said yet, but Liam tends to write out his ‘sending’ messages ahead of time to make sure it’s exactly 25 words

So the fact that he budgeted in the shaky ‘fuck’ scratches a specific itch in my brain

#LOOK AWAY I’M EMBARRASSED TO SAY THIS ON MY MAIN BLOG 🫣😖 #anyway I love Orym and I love angst so as a viewer I love seeing Orym crack #critical role spoilers #critical role #orym of the air ashari

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i’m starting a collection

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Watcher, once they read all the comments to their announcement:

#I really only go here for puppet history but #the shock was real #I wouldn’t pay anyway but $6 American is $10 Canadian and that is an insane price to pay for (in my case) one show

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AABRIA DM-ING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

#critical role spoilers #I am screaming #if we’re back with the crown keepers I will DIE I am so excited