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Y'all fyi the past week... God only a week? Has been a particular kind of hell and I'm mentally and emotionally exhausred with no clue how long the situation will progress (don't worry I'm not in danger or whatever) but right now I'm going to step back from tumblr and ao3 for a while. Tag all the tags comment all the comments ask all the asks, I will love and appreciate it all when I have the energy to log on again <3

#sprite said #truthfully can't elaborate #but please don't worry

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Funny how often sleep dep and genuis coincide

- Tim.Drake

If you're doing it to me, I'm doing it to you. My fave story of yours that I've read so far is....

Nevermind I can't choose make it three favorites.

Holy Robins, Robin! (Bc hilarity and awwww factor)

Regarding the Workings of a Zoo (damiiiiiiiiiiii bby boii)

Let Them Be Siblings (*hellmo*

😂 dw i didnt choose three for you either

I love how all of these was a result of me not getting enough sleep. It's proof that little sleep = genius moments 🤭

But thank you!! I love writing floof and chaos ^^

#or you're jusr funnier high #- jason todd #quotidian asks #quotidian fics #sprite said

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Imagine constantly being compared to who you were at 14. No wonder Jason todd goes a bit bonkers sometimes.

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Another thing that’s cool about fanfiction: it’s as long as it needs to be.

Well, sometimes it’s longer than anything on God’s green earth needs to be, but my point is that there’s really no rules about fic length.  In traditional publishing there’s this awkward middle where nobody wants to print a novella that’s too long for a short story collection but doesn’t really fill out a book.  Ebooks have changed that somewhat but it’s still a convention that a book is about 75,000 words.

Fanfic is not bound by this standard.  If your story takes 25,000 words to tell, then you can do that, and there are readers for whom that’s a sweet spot.  If you just want to keep going and going for 350,000 words and beyond, nobody’s going to say “only famous authors with grand ideas get to do that”–text is low bandwidth and there are readers who will love the feeling that your story is a home where they’re invited to stay as long as they like.

Sometimes restrictions breed creativity, and some writers need to be forced to edit themselves.  But some writers know exactly what they’re doing when they make a story a certain length, and it’s awesome that the Internet has created spaces that put no limits on that.

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Reblog if you're a fanfic writer and you wanna know what your followers' favorite story of yours is ❤

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#sprite asked #dont mind me #just tryna see smt #moots dont freak out #my interest is academic

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#them: #im gonna pray for yoy #im... im gonna pray so hard #*insert lots of bible citations and theology that is. to me. not.... not entirely the POINT of our faith* #and/or #*tsk tsk tsk* sinful #and other such “jokes” #im making them out in a negative light and i dont mean to #but my high school friends... #rememver that post i had about the church being judgy? #yeahhhhhh

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I could be wrong so confirm with a teacher or tutor, but I believe I get it.

"Normal pronouns" are what we have in English - she, her, he, they, you, etc. Those are the things like (I think) "ella" "nosotros" "tu" etc. (I didn't match my translations, be aware!). Those pronouns refer to living beings.

Now, with Spanish and other similar languages, those "object pronouns" precede objects and gender them for some incomprehensible reason. These pronouns are the LA in "la casa" or the EL in "el vestido". Example,

El vestido es rojo. = The dress is red.

From my very quick translator check, most of the time you're not actually going to use an "it"?

The dress is red. It is new. = El vestido es rojo. Es neuvo. = (literally) The dress is red. Is new.

Hope that helps!

Help meeee im in Spanish class rn and one of the girls in my class is killing me 😭

“There’s a difference between object pronouns and normal pronouns” 😭

There’s more but I have a shit short term memory, I literally can’t remember most shit but I can remember a boss stat for a game o haven’t played in YEARS

Wait so is a normal pronoun like “you” or “she” and an object pronoun “it”?? Idk much Spanish but I hope you survive

#rosie's replies #sprite said #spanish lessons?

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Guess who just drove for more than two fucking hours in damn Winter Weather Conditions and is now stiff as a board and hangry as fuck? 😀

#sprite said #sprite's life #i fucking hate the midwest sometimes #on my goddamn day off

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Plus, you'll stink of sulfur

The urge to set my hair on fire is real

1/10, would not recommend. you'll be warm but your hair will burn

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I'm dying of boredom in the longest damn lab/lecture of my college career thus far so HAVE THIS THING THAT I SCRIBBLED

Desperation.

It was a feeling Tim knew well. He'd lived cloaked in it for ten years, since the day he watched his mom and dad drive away without him for a six-month trip.

He'd sunk deeper and deeper into it with every week that went by without a call. And every week when the call was only to say they were prolonging their trip.

He'd plunged into it headfirst when he'd seen Batman - Bruce - drowning in his own share.

He'd floundered in it himself when Jason had come back and tried to destroy everything Tim had rebuilt.

But this.

He'd never felt desperation like this before.

The kind of desperation thar can drive a person to turn their back on everything they've ever stood for.

It was revolting. It was terrifying. It was puking over a cliff before you saw just how far you could fall.

And yet there Tim stood, telling Ra's al Ghul he would serce him in exchange for his help.

Help finding Bruce.

He had to find Bruce.

He would.

And all this would be worth it.

If anyone wants to continue this, go for it.

#sprite wrote #Evie writes #quotidian writes #tim drake #batfam #im not tagging fucking everyone #this hurt but also #i lost it at “tim would have wanted me to antagonize damian” #and at the raccoon comparisons #which are so accurate #tim bby... #oh wait #😈 #idea

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But Gwen... 🥺

Arson 🥺🥺🥺

Want to share an excerpt from one of my wips for no reason Pt 6:

"Thank you." He did a mock bow with a wave of his hand, making Gwen roll her eyes. "Since our job's done here, let's go set something on fire, Merlin." 

"Uh, maybe not set something on fire?" Gwen quickly interrupted with a frown. 

"I'm on Gwen with this one," Merlin said apologetically. 

"But Merlin! We haven't set anything on fire this past two weeks!" 

Merlin winced. "Actually… Lancelot and I already set something on fire." 

Gwaine pouted with resentment. "Oh, sorry. I should have known that you preferred Lancelot over me." 

"I don't! I like you both equally." 

Gwaine turned away from him, crossing his arms. 

Merlin shared an exasperated look with Gwen. "Look," Merlin said. "We didn't actually mean to set anything on fire. So you really can't base your statement over that." 

Gwaine turned back to him with glee. "So does that mean you still haven't intentionally set anything else on fire after we burned that old lord's whole underwear drawer two weeks ago?" 

"I suppose so." 

Gwaine snapped his fingers. "That's it. We're going to set something on fire." 

"No, you are not." Gwen put her foot down. "That's an order from your future queen. Arthur is stressed enough as it is about that rumor about Morgana being sighted without you two adding arson to the mix."

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Iggy.

Darling sister.

This is like half the plot of every Jason story ever.

If I got locked away And we lost it all today Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same? If I showed you my flaws If I couldn't be strong Tell me honestly, would you still love me the same?

Locked Away by Kurt Hugo Schneider

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Tim, bc chaos: The Percy Jackson movies--

Jason, already cocking and aiming the gun: Choose your next words very, very carefully.

everyone in the batfam has learned their lesson to never utter the words

the movie was better than the book

infront of jason

Duke: The Matrix movies were better than the books.

Jason: *starts searching for the Matrix books*

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I'm dying of boredom in the longest damn lab/lecture of my college career thus far so HAVE THIS THING THAT I SCRIBBLED

Desperation.

It was a feeling Tim knew well. He'd lived cloaked in it for ten years, since the day he watched his mom and dad drive away without him for a six-month trip.

He'd sunk deeper and deeper into it with every week that went by without a call. And every week when the call was only to say they were prolonging their trip.

He'd plunged into it headfirst when he'd seen Batman - Bruce - drowning in his own share.

He'd floundered in it himself when Jason had come back and tried to destroy everything Tim had rebuilt.

But this.

He'd never felt desperation like this before.

The kind of desperation thar can drive a person to turn their back on everything they've ever stood for.

It was revolting. It was terrifying. It was puking over a cliff before you saw just how far you could fall.

And yet there Tim stood, telling Ra's al Ghul he would serce him in exchange for his help.

Help finding Bruce.

He had to find Bruce.

He would.

And all this would be worth it.

If anyone wants to continue this, go for it.

#sprite said #sprite wrote #evierambles #Evie writes