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I thought the light practice was cute but now I think it looks so cheesy.

#jacob dislyte #jormungand dislyte #jakob fire emblem #joker fire emblem #micah yujin #error143 #wriothesley #kaeya alberich #I look like the ghost of Christmas past ngl #mi arte

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Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

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*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

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Hi

#Yes #No questions asked

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rb to knead your mutual with your paws

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intimidating

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god could you just fucking imagine

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stretch

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run run run

#OH ITS MY MAN #He just wants to say hi

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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

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He Would Express Those Sentiments, But Not In That Vocabulary

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JASON??

#??? #Are those supposed to be sideburns?? #Seneca crane lookin ass

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the fear of sharing your work not because you're worried people will hate it or mock it or think it's terrible...but instead that it will elicit nothing from them. that it will be unremarkable. that it won't matter to anyone but you

#AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *smites you*

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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct