Everyone’s standing around the broken coffee maker
Hyde: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Uday: …I did. I broke it.
Hyde: No, you didn't. Tang Yun?
Tang Yun: Don't look at me, look at Xie Yuzhi.
Xie Yuzhi: What?! I didn't break it this time!
Tang Yun: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Xie Chuyi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's clearly broken.
Jacob: Suspicious…
Xie Yuzhi: No, it's not!
Jin Yuyao: If it matters, most likely not, but Cecilia was the last one to use it.
Cecilia: Lies. I don't even drink coffee.
Bonnie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cecilia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bonnie.
Uday: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hyde.
Hyde: No. Who broke it?
Everyone:
Kara, obviously instigating: Hey, Hyde… Freddy’s been awfully quiet.
Freddy: OH REALLY?!
Everyone starts arguing
Jiang Jiuli, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I threw it.
Nicole, also in the room: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Long Mian, poking his head through the door: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
playing dislyte is like "which character am i gonna dump all my love onto for no reason" and it could easily be like six of them it is such a struggle and burden