Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) dir. Frank Capra
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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces
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Does anyone remember BBC's Robin Hood?
Marian being a total girl boss would put on a mask and hood and suddenly she was THE NIGHTWATCHMAN and Guy of Gisborne (who was in love with her) could never recognise her and he would be like WHO IS THIS MAN??? MY ENEMY! I MUST KILL THE NIGHT WATCHMAN.
Then The Nightwatchman would do a backflip and and run away.
Also everyone was gay apart from Robin.
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"this is oxford, not the wild west," says bright, as if oxford in endeavour isn't murder capitol of the united kingdom.
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sorry mom, i got a small unpopular blog to run
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Fred and Win: We’re having a baby!
Morse: Congratulation—
Fred and Win: [Slamming adoption papers on the table] It’s you, sign here.
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Bright: Don’t worry, Fancy will be training you first.
Morse: Fancy will be training us??
Fancy: This day is BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! ThiS Day IS Bananas! B-A-N-A-!!!
Morse: *Taking a handful of paracetamol* I don’t have a headache. I’m just preparing.
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Thursday: You got yourself a coffee?
Morse: Yeah. Double espresso.
Thursday: A double espresso?
Morse: Well, you're one who's telling me to try new things all the time.
Thursday: Yeah but I meant vegetables and stuff, not stimulants, you've never had caffeine before....
Morse: Don't get in a state. I only drank half of it.
Thursday: Oh. Okay.
Morse: Fancy drank the other half.
Thursday: You let Fancy drink a double espresso??
Fancy: It tasted HORRIBLE to begin with, but then I added five spoonfuls of sugar and now I feel all zingy zangy!
Thursday: Zingy. Zangy?
Fancy: I feel like lightning!!!
Thursday: Oh my god.
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Morse: I've been on my best behaviour all day long.
Thursday: You were specifically told "no fighting, no swearing and no drinking alcohol" and I caught you bashing this kid's head on the floor shouting "Don't touch my bloody beer!"
Morse: But he was disrespecting me.
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same energy
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endeavour people, wanna help a bich?
im just doing a silly lil thing, but im intrigued to find out now that the show is over - how do ppl rank the episodes?!
ive made a lil google form, if u wanna have a look and rank the episodes, i'll post any results sometime next week lol
TRY IT HERE
thanks in advance if u do!
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Thursday: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Strange: Whaddup?
Fancy: Who dis be?
Morse: No, she’s dead. This is her son.
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another glee/morse crossover
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everyone on this site
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Some places exert an influence far beyond their due.
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