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"I know who I want to take me home" closing time semisonic

“i know who i am when i’m alone/i’m something else when i see you” hozier vs “I can be what I want/But I know who I am with you” casey abrams

#i think im funny

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The Narcissist Cookbook / Amazing Devil fanbase venn diagram

#real lmao

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Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

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Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

#AHSIDBWIDF #sobbing #this is so good #favorite dc posts

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people often speculate on how I get so many bitches but the answer is really quite simple. my autistic personality and transgender looks simply captivate the women.

#yeah

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#can confirm it's wild #but im loving it

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og post

#hatecrimes md #favorite house posts

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That's not fair.

(If you want to see me vent I'm on tiktok, @cryingbard)

#Trans

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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

#yes yes yes this is so important #this is genuinely one of the things that significantly impacted my recovery #also friends!!!!!! #talk to people!!!!!!! #it will change your life!!!! #not feeling alone is so important

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YOU CAN'T BE EVERYTHING TO EVERYONE BUT YOU CAN BE EVERYTHING TO SOMEONE!!

I CUT MY HEART OFF OF MY SLEEVE SO I CAN PATCH IT ON MY JACKET!!!

I'M GONNA DIE BEFORE YOU, IT'S THE ONLY RACE I'LL EVER WIN!!!!

YOU'RE BEGGING FOR TISSUES, ALL YOU GET IS CONFETTI!!!!!

(i'm going insane sorry)

#watch yourself youre gonna make me listen to this band if youre not careful

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me: I don't wanna deal with tomorrow it's gonna be so bad

my brain: say no more, we'll stay awake for as long as possible tonight so we can put off the next day!!

me: :D

(next day)

me: well I better get some sleep tonight, I've got an Event™ tomorrow and I can't wait!!!

my brain: got it boss, don't sleep at all

me: wait n-

my brain: you can count on me to make sure tomorrow feels seven years away

#if it isnt the consequences of my own actions #who knew that my bad habits would eventually come back to bite me

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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

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I like to imagine that sometimes when bruce is really, REALLY tired he’ll accidentally slip into his brucie Wayne persona in front of the JL while in Batman costume. Like maybe Hal makes a joke about Batman being ugly because he always hides his face and Bruce just says “I’m still prettier than you’ll ever be” in his most himbo ditzy voice ever. And then he just goes back to normal Batman brooding.

The rest of the JL just stare at B for a solid five minutes but he’s already back to his normal Batman self.

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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

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The urge to bother my mutuals

#would love for my mutuals to bother me #its my favorite thing