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#ooc #im very normal

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ok so like. imagine. you're a high-ranking government official and one of your colleagues has announced his decision to step down and retire, and named his successor, so you and your coworker-bestie-husband(™️) go on an official administrative business trip to go meet said guy. and then you arrive and you find A Cat in the bushes outside the office. it's in poor shape but its microchip says it actually belongs to your other colleague-and-friend. you are bullied into taking the cat to the vet AND letting it tag along despite your protests. and you finally find the guy you were supposed to meet and the cat is like. staying in the room. where you are supposed to conduct aforementioned highly confidential job interview. and you try to shoo it away but the guy you're trying to interview is like No i want the cat to be there. Because i'm nervous. About the job interview. Let the cat stay. I trust him because my pet bird loves him :). so the cat gets to stay. and then you keep going and you bump into yet another old acquaintance of yours (now retired and living her best hippie life) (which is highly frowned upon) and she goes Oooooh! Is that my cat you've found? :) and you're like, what the fuck is the deal with this goddamn cat, but you can't say that outright because you are a government official on a very important mission, so you go "i wasn't aware you even had a cat? also the microchip says it belongs to our other colleague" and she goes "oh well no i don't but clearly this cat is wearing the collar i give to all my pets so it must mean he's come from the future :) where i will own this specific cat :) hi little kitty! pspspsp!" and you're like, what the fuck is wrong with everyone today? and then the cat looks at you and says "she's right. i come from the future. where everyone has been turned into cats since the world ended. also i will kill you in about twelve thousand years from now. fucker."

#c: emet selch #this poor fucking man

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My boyfriend sent me this meme he just made and I'm laughing so hard

#HELP #ooc

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white day 2020;

Here is a full translation of the (thus far) Japanese-exclusive White Day 2020 Developer’s Blog post.

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#THANK YOU MORGY FOR GIVING ME THIS OMG #EMET GOT SO MANY PRESENTS #OUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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youre an angel, im a dog

#c: emet selch #ouuuuuuuu

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#c: lahabrea

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My friend uttered the words: Primordial Slut and I immediately had to do this.

#c: emet selch

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i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

#c: emet selch

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Jenny Qi, from “Magnificent Things”

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𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑣𝑦, 𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒, 𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

#c: emet selch #ouuuuugh

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BEHOLD: THE MOST POWERFUL SPELL OF ALL 🔫

#c: emet selch

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this person gets it

#c: emet selch

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Ignore the washed out colors but OUU

#c: vynathr alria #i forgor my gpose tag #screenshots; the light and the heavy

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#c: emet selch #doesnt explain but you kind of know just looking at him

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unsundered

#most perfect art of them ever i do not exaggerate i think about it often #c: emet selch #c: elidibus #c: lahabrea

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Sb: h- Emet:

#c: emet selch

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𝑅𝑒𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑎 𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 𝑝𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑂ℎ, 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔?

#c: emet selch #ouu