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I'm fucking pissed now. Please send soft Odypen stuff my way. I need it.

#odypen #panitng balle Pose is my new Hobby

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The Underworld

Monster

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ok but helen and odysseus have SO much potential as a brotp. his lying/disguise skills + her vocal impression abilities? the chaos would be UNSTOPPABLE

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shout out to tiresias for not even mentioning helios' cows

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For all his intelligence and cunning, Odysseus cannot do mental maths

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Tiresias: A horrible man will be with your wife

Odysseus:..... I am the monster rawr rawr rawr?

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Zeus: Hades, man! Come join us in tormenting this Odysseus guy!

Poseidon: Yeah, he's coming to your kingdom next. It's your turn now!

Hades: I don't know, seems a little unethical-

Persephone: *pushes Hades aside* Sounds fun! Can I join?

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"All i hear are screams" Because that's what he wants to hear. He's fine with people blaming him and yelling at him. He doesn't want to hear Polites gently singing his motto. He doesn't want to hear his mom's soft voice saying how much she loves him.

He wants to be hated and punished, he doesn't want to hear that they believed in him until the end.

So all he chooses to hear are screams

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Hermione:I am a nepo baby, and there for better than you

#greek mythology #menelaus #incorrect greek heroes #Hermonie of Sparta

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Tiresias: sorry man, I saw Penelope with another guy

Odysseus: I will throw another fuckin baby off a wall

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Sometimes I like to sit and imagine that the reason baby Astyanax didn't cry at Odysseus' appearance is because he instinctively associates war-helms with his father.

Even when Odysseus takes him over to the balcony to drop him, even as his mother cries out at the sight of him in Odysseus' hands, he doesn't cry, because his father is right there with him

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Odysseus 🤝 Taylor Swift

hi it's me i'm the problem it's me

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i'm gonna k *remembers i shouldn't make suicide jokes* i must become the monster

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I'm on my knees begging for an Anakin Skywalker edit set to "Monster" from Epic the Musical

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Odysseus becoming the monster he fought Athena to avoid

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little sister back at it again with the epic the musical takes