rosemoonweaver

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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

#mood as fuck

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Autocorrect turned Curse of Strahd into Cheese of Strahd and the mental image of a vampire who passes the centuries by getting really into artisanal cheeses is very inexplicably delightful

#he is ancient he is the langres

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just played a chess game against death, poor fucker kept losing. at a certain point i saw him crying so we switched it up to checkers. hes still not beating me but hes not crying anymore so thats nice

#bill s preston esquire is that you?

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I have a question for the fanfic writers among you: How do you treat your work in progress when a very similar story is put out there? Do you go on writing - in the spirit that everything is unique in its own way - or do you abandon the piece - in the spirit of preventing 'superfluous' contributions?

Let's add a further wrench into the process by saying the recently published work by another author, so similar to your own, seems so much better written than your own (granted we are always our own worst critics). Where do you go with that?

Maybe this is a question for readers, too. Do you mind reading similar works/story lines?

#as a reader I would read 1000 fics with the same premise (and probably have) #as a writer this has happened to me and I just posted anyway #b/c two cakes

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"We'll fix it in post" is a phrase from the film industry, but it is inherently funnier when it's spoken by a writer because--tragic--you are also the post-production team.

#opening a draft to try editing and discovering the second to last scene is just the word SEX #stealing that tag cause its happened to me too many times

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not enough people are into shadowheart/nocturne and it makes me feel insane. like what do you MEAN shadowheart used to beat up people who deadnamed nocturne. what do you MEAN shadowheart would frequently have her memories wiped, but nocturne could get her to remember nocturne in a matter of HOURS if not minutes, and would write on her diary about how happy it'd make her to see the expression on shadowheart's face when she remembered? what do you MEAN that if you give shadowheart the noblestalk, a mushroom so rare and potent there is only ONE of them in the entire game, she doesn't remember her parents or the day with the wolves or the mother superior's name but just nocturne? what do you MEAN nocturne was the one who did shadowheart's hair, and she kept at it until her arms were sore, and even without remembering that at all shadowheart still kept the same canonically hard to redo hairstyle? did shadowheart even like night orchids before their hideout, or did they become her favorite flowers because they were there? were they even actually her favorite flowers, or did she just mix up her attachment to nocturne with attachment to the flowers after forgetting her? hello? hello? can anybody hear me????

#bg3 #shadowheart/nocturne #what do you mean i cant take nocturne with me?? #let her live in my camp man

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horrible news: in order for you to finish a wip, you have to work on that wip and not the 2543524 other wips you were brainrotting over instead of that one. more investigations at 7.

#no this cant be right #surely the wip will be finished if i dont work on it

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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

#this is kay #d&d #my weird monk boyfriend

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“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

#gandalf

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"art" here is defined in the broadest of terms. they are vocal and grating about their opposite opinion. imagine the worst possible options. if you are against "marriage," then this is defined as living with a partner.

#my partner and i vehemently disagree on food related matters #and to me food is very important #but we have the same politics so it works out

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#i never did this but i had a friend who went to a better HS who did this #it was a doll baby and it would cry all the time #(this was one of the ones programmed to be colicky) #we were in scouts together so we had to take the baby with us on a trip to plant trees

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Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

#yeah ill reblog that

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Today on Murder in Baldur’s Gate: my elf meets Dick Ravengard

#d&d #wyllyam come get your father #the man was just fuckin naked #i still cant believe it #this stoic dude just sitting there with his cock out what are you thinking wotc

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

#forever reblog

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porn is unequivocally art btw

#if you think its not art b/c you get off to it do you feel the same about anything else that inspires action? #if art makes you cry its still art #if it makes you want to dance its still art #art is the human spirit made tangible

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Meet me at the hollow log

#mushroom #other peoples art #look how cute!!!

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it's always high camp when you get into a new piece of media and you're like "ok, even though this character is seemingly designed to make me froth at the mouth, i will resist, i will stay strong, i won't become a parody of myself" and then you watch the character for about five seconds and you imprint on them

#blorbos #youre never immune to blorbo #im just giving 14 yo me what xe wants