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roseq-stims · 19 days
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i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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They should let me write and direct a Woke season of Family Guy. I don't give a fuck about the existing lore. Hey Petah, you forgot to take your testosterone last night. I went ahead and prepared your syringe for you, sweetheart. Hey Lois this reminds me of the time I got kicked off of RuPaul's Drag Race. [flashback] Man, I can't believe you guys are kicking me off the show just for being a transmasculine drag queen. No, we're kicking you out because these anarchist pamphlets you made proved that you organized contestants to blow up RuPaul's oil rigs and distribute his riches to the masses. After which you literally killed him. That's just called serving Peter realness hehhehhehhehheh *Peter dance of some sort*
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this
WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw
WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.
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MLP infection au but they just turn into real horses lmao
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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The worst part is we ended with NO gwenvid!! NONE!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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Scream this is iconic….
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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Scream this is iconic….
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok
thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.
please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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I hate that dad bod is a term that describes the sex appeal of an older man who's put on weight but when people think of milfs or hot moms they think of thin women who still look 20 at 40. CHANGE THE SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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cars r so dangerous we need like an anti-car ad campaign like they do for drugs n cigs. we need to get these cars off the street
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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i absolutely despise that camp lad david account on tiktok
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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Without spoiling anything of course, will the new season of Camp Camp have a “serious” season final episode in the same vain as the first 3 seasons? I know season 4 recently got “With Friends Like These” but seeing as the season originally ended on a more normal episode, I figured I’d ask :) Those episodes are all my favorites!
Normal episode. We are all hoping the show is sold so there wouldn't be an official ending quite yet! We'll have to wait and see
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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The Woodscouts confuse me so much. They're an officially registered organisation that spans the entirety of the USA, has existed for generations, their camp is flipping massive, yet troop 818 has four campers, AND NO FUCKING LEADERS, like Pikeman is in charge of all the kids, and he's like 13 tops, they're able to legally steal campers based off verbal agreements, THEY HIRED THEMSELVES AN ACTUAL ADULT TO LEAD THEM WITH NO BACKGROUND CHECKS OR ANYTHING LIKE WHAT-, who is running this organisation, where are their parents, how old is Petrol really because he looks fucking 25, where are their parents, who sends them off to the woods to be unsupervised for three months, and David and Gwen are just like, fine with these antagonistic kids living across the lake in the woods sailing off in a hot air balloon unsupervised fhjshdhdjs season five needs to elabourate on them PRONTO I need more Petrol, I need more Snake, I need less Jeremy, dear god PIKEMAN?! problematic fave
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roseq-stims · 1 month
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