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❝Remnant.. The game!❞ Cue an explosion sound effect made by her and a very happy exaggerated explosion hand effect.

❝What game is it?❞

#patroxus

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She blinked a couple times before fully evaluating what went down.

❝I lost but.. How did you do all that in one turn? Come on, Neptune, you gotta teach me how to do that!❞She clapped her hands together, almost getting down on her knees but the book was still on her lap and she didn't want to reveal it, begging and pleading for him to teach her "his ways" as if he was some master of the game. She could sit here and beg for hours but she really wanted to learn so that she could best Yang at this game. ❝I'll do anything to get you to say yes, come on!❞

Neptune’s normally warm and energetic voice molded to one of cold, calculated reason. He slipped his goggles down over his eyes and offered the younger girl a smirk devoid of mirth as he revealed his two facedown cards. “You almost had me. Now allow me to orchestrate your downfall. The first card I’m playing is Mechanical Override, which I’ll use to gain control of your Dull Knight for one round. Then, I’ll play Power Reroute, adding the power of all of my living units who haven’t acted this round onto any one unit I control, buffing your Dull Knight and then I destroy your base in one blow.”

#vasilixs #{ these dorks }

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IVE SEEN HIM YELL AT TRAFFIC A LOT BUT THIS IS THE BEST ONE

#JESUS )

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❝What? But this is my favorite game!❞

dustxangel, rubiisms

❝Yeaaahh, my answer is still no.❞

#patroxus

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❝Ya don't say.❞She watched all his hand movements, wondering how they were able to remember so many drinks and customers in a simple conversation such as the one they were having. ❝So how do you get to work here? Is there an age limit or something?❞

"Yeah I can make it sweet," He answered as he began preparing her drink. A simple blend of sweet juices. "Yang? I don’t know anyone by that na-" he stopped and thought about it. ‘Beat up people here?’ "Oh you mean Blondie. Yeah, she did, however they all got better."

#clubblackbear

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❝Oh! Uh..❞She was too busy wondering how she got him to say anything else but a taunt but hey, she did it at least. Analyzing her cards, she hesitantly moved one forward. ❝Use Dull Knight's ability to draw one card.. and.. use the facedown I have here to get more?❞ She had a card that could delay him at least one more turn, should she use it now? ❝Then.. activate Sandstorm to keep you over there. Turn end.❞ She still couldn't decide where to move but at least she knew he wouldn't be able to.

❝Is it gonna be sweet? If not, can yo

The bluenet merely smiled as she announced her play. Were he in her place, he’d have done the same thing. “Not bad, Rubes. Not bad at all.” He moved his closest unit to hers back to his base, as the Dull Knight made you do. “You’ve bought yourself some time. Now what will you do with it?”

#vasilixs

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❝Hmm..❞Quick, quick. Gotta be quick. Well she is quick, she disappeared for a split second and returned with a strategy guide for their game, trying to hide it in her lap while she attempted to delay her demise the best she could. ❝Uh.. I bring back the Dull Knight.❞

"Been there, seen that." The blue haired spearman casually looks over the board, then turns to look. He’d humor the girl, then teach her to pay properly afterward. Maybe then she could destroy Yang, he’d love to watch that game.

#vasilixs

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❝A collar?❞

"Ahhhh, heard that one have you?" He grins. "Okay what about this: Whats whats white, pointy, and looks good on a lawyer?"

#no i am a very bad jokestert #watxrbxndxr

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"Hey, what do you call lice living on a bald person?"

❝Homeless.❞

#watxrbxndxr

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❝Uhhh.. Look! It's Sun! And he's.. juggling!❞ Obvious lie, please look. Obvious lie, please look. Look obvious, please lie. ❝Whoa, there's a chainsaw too.❞

"I’m not scared. This is my game. I know every army, every point total, every card. Prepare for the ultimate defeat! My victory is at hand! Long Live King Neptune!"

#vasilixs

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❝Well uhm.. No you won't! I still have these two facedowns here, so you can't touch me yet.❞ One brought low levels back and the other did practically nothing but give them more cards. Huh.

"I wasn’t? Because these two are flanking him. No more uh. "Shiny guy" for you. I’ll win this in two more turns."

#oooh okay #vasilixs #ruby dont die

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❝Uh huh.. I almost always make fun of Jaune.❞

 ”—Its okay Rubs. I’m not that mean~ I just like the fact you are making fun of Jaune.” 

#pumpupblonde

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❝Well, you weren't expecting THIS. Shiny guy over here attacks your guy. Bam!❞ She was losing. Most definitely losing.

"Wow. You couldn’t have made that any more intimidating." He laughed and played two facedown cards from his hand and moved some of his units around.

#vasilixs #omg #btw do you have like #icons #cause i can make some

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❝Oh yeah? Well.. You're gonna.. lose. Yup.❞

"You activated my trap card!"

#vasilixs

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❝No please don't! Come on, Ying Y--- Don't. It just slipped out!❞

 ”—I get it little red, stop it now, or I don’t have to bring out what dad calls you.” 

#pumpupblonde #like #red velvet or something #or GEM

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❝How about.. Yangarang? The Big Yang! Nyang nyang! Like a cat.❞

 ”—That was a dumb nickname.                       Everyone calls me that and you know how annoyed I get.” 

#pumpupblonde

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❝You banned me from calling you Ying Yang.❞

 ”—-My sister gives better nicknames then me.” 

#pumpupblonde