you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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not to sound like a 2007 emo kid but patrick stump’s voice sounds like home
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I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune
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Americans don’t wear cowboy hats all the time? What’s the point then?
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989)
dir. Peter Weir
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.
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Donna Tartt, from The Goldfinch (2013)
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Stop trying to be influencers we need good tumblr gifers now more than ever
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💉 blood-showers Follow
okay. but has anyone ever tried drinking their own blood? like from when they were alive?
🍷 nvrdrnk-wine Follow
how the fuck are they gonna do that? go back in fucking time?
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no no like. before they turn they donate blood or something and have it stored in a blood bank, and then after they turn they break in and try it
⚰ let-me-in-let-me-in Follow
thats disgusting
🩸 fightmeorbiteme Follow
Friendly Reminder that taking blood from a blood bank is actually worse for humanity than feeding off humans directly.
💉 blood-showers Follow
can we not bring up blood bank ethics for five fucking minutes we're talking about drinking your own human blood right now
🕷️ renfields-spider-collection Follow
wouldn't it turn into dead mans blood? cuz you die when u turn? it'd fucking poison you
🧛♀️ fromthekarnsteintomb Follow
no but it was drawn before you died
human-guy-steve-deactivated2020
oh my god. my friends gonna sire me in a few weeks. i should fucking try it
🦇 sleepalldaypartyallnight Follow
@human-guy-steve its been 3 months is there an update????
💀 hung3r Follow
he's been fucking destroyed...
🌙 thecollinscurse Follow
Well. There's your answer.
🧛♂️ vampire-guy-steve Follow
still here! just remade lol
anyway.
that was fucking disgusting
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The plot structures of movies need to start taking more cues from classic opera. Open with fucker in a hat who directly addresses the audience and explains what's going on in a way that raises far more questions than it answers, then immediately drop the viewer into the middle of a shouting argument between three of the weirdest people you can possibly imagine.
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