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"a painting with a woman standing on it's back"

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

#older people don't understand this and it's so funny #“did the tree man show up yet?” #uh no are you expecting him? should i call the cops?

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Fanfiction discourse is always cursed but I think it is a fundamentally different view of "what the internet is" for the kind of person who complains about there either not being enough content they like on ao3 or there being any content they disapprove of there at all. They don't seem to understand that it's an archive for other people to store things on, and not just a service that provides them with on-demand fanfiction to read.

I don't think this has all that much to do with age per se, but this does seem to be a sort of person who wasn't on the internet much before 2010 or so; it's the kind of user who sees themselves as a "consumer" who receives a service rather than a member of a community. Unfortunately pretty much all of these people are assholes regardless of whether or not they complain about fanfiction.

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Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.

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i'm technically vers i guess but I topped for 9 goddamn years i dont think i should have to do that anymore when i dont want to.

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"warming" lube keeps your cock warm for ages after you're done with it.

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

Unless this is a euphemism for something that's sailed over my head, uh, I can't really feel much post-orgasm when I top anyway. Refractory period is a bitch and she should be pegging me.

#kink meme #ma'am this is a bottom

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#OMORI

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You deserve to be the sort of person who can cook a meal for your loved ones.

#endorsed

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#yugioh

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Pika

#hxh

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there were sensitive white boys serving in the Mughal army

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#whale fall

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reblog for sample size !!

#tuxedo

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Tobi doodle

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how to eat life / いのちの食べ方

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he's on tumblr

#gender