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sadboybrigade · 12 hours
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hold on, are you telling me that sleep is supposed to make you not sleepy?
if you are sleepy then you should go to sleep so you can then be not sleepy snymore and stop being sleepy because you will be sleepijg
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sadboybrigade · 17 hours
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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
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sadboybrigade · 19 hours
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misha collins saying fag was on my vision board for 2024
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sadboybrigade · 21 hours
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ojay so hugh laurie dislikes the word bromance too, good to know .... "weird romantic love" ......
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sadboybrigade · 21 hours
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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”
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sadboybrigade · 21 hours
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a man and his dog,,,
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sadboybrigade · 21 hours
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Wish he had a youtube channel
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sadboybrigade · 21 hours
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ghoul of the week
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sadboybrigade · 22 hours
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moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death  and you cant even explain yourself
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sadboybrigade · 24 hours
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sadboybrigade · 2 days
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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
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sadboybrigade · 2 days
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sadboybrigade · 2 days
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sadboybrigade · 2 days
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I really like fictional couples that actually enjoy spending time with each other. It seems like such a simple, mundane thing. But, often, I see fictional couples who are completely enamored and dramatic and willing to die for each other, which is fine. But like… do they enjoy hanging out? Do they have private jokes and would they be friends even if they weren’t in love? It feels like such a basic thing, but it’s something that I actually don’t see that often. And it feels so refreshing and honest compared to these over-dramatic romeo and juliet-esque romances. Just two people who become good friends and because they enjoy each other’s presence so much it grows into a strong attraction. It feels more real and tangible than two attractive people meeting and “falling in love at first sight” - like, of course, you fell in love at first sight! You’re both supermodels! Sorry, can’t relate.
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sadboybrigade · 2 days
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The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks
Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages
Oh, my hand
The parchment is very hairy
Thank God it will soon be dark
St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
Oh d fuckin abbot
Massive hangover
Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen
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sadboybrigade · 2 days
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sadboybrigade · 2 days
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so I am into ghoulcy but I don't really vibe with the posts I see where people say they're soulmates and complete each other etc. like I want them to have the strangest most fucked up situationship known to man. I want Lucy to be unable to look Max in the eye when they meet each other next cause she's done unspeakable things to the zombie man and knows she has no excuse for herself
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