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I am god's strongest soldier right now /j

I established an impossible goal....and I'll get to it

#čumblr #the magnus archives

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Todd Howard’s brain is equal parts American idolatry, stupidity, and a pathological need to lie

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I just published my first set of mosaic crochet patterns: D&D Dice!

These are advanced patterns that use a number of special stitches, all of which come with detailed instructions.

The full set includes charts for all seven dice, as well as instructions on how to make a table runner and a dice bag. The dice bag holds 18-20 sets of dice!

I've also published the d20 by itself, if the full set is too daunting. The d20 pattern comes with instructions for a wall hanging, as well as how to do a two-color starting row in mosaic crochet.

Get the full set here! | Get the d20 here!

I'm considering potentially opening up a marketplace to take orders for dice bags (and maybe other things) if there's interest. I've also got a lot of ideas for future patterns so more are definitely coming!

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We must beat the Americans

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ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves

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#it looks so much like Ještěd's cable cart station!

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I hear lizards are stylish this time of year.

#dracula

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Examples of how to use the "tmagp vague" tag

AAAA WHAT HUH?? WHAT THE FUCK?? HELLO?? (<- something is happening and it's a lot but I have no idea what it is oh boy I'm hyped)

lol. lmao even. (<- what joyous comedic events are about to befall my blorbos I have no idea I can't wait)

The Magnus Protocol Is A Podcast (<- you could not get more vague than this. also I am terrified)

Loving the [REDACTED] dynamic today (<- I have no idea who you're talking about I can't wait to see whatever interaction this is discussing)

Mr J Newall/Mr Sims/[insert gust writer here] how dare you (<- oh boy oh boy what could it be. My interest is piqued and I am so excited for the upcoming episode)

Examples of how Not to use the "tmagp vague" tag

*actual line of dialogue* (<- that's not vague hello)

[CLICK] (<- any mention of tape recorders is not vague that's a fucking reveal)

*** is facing the horrors i see (<- I should not be able to deduce what character this is via the number of * being the same as the letters in their name. come on now)

[REDACTED] girl you are not subtle you are making things worse <3 (<- context clues should not tell me who you are talking about. The censoring is as effective as a handlebar mustache is as a disguise)

I like building new episode hype for myself by looking in the vague tag. Please do not actually spoil the episodes <3 I am so tired <3

#yup #many fans in tmapg are horrible with this tag #they post downright spoilers in there #I'm trying to avoid it #but sometimes I look and ofc get spoiled... #do better ppl

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worm

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Gravel (gouache)

This will be my postcard design for October! You can sign up for my postcard club on Patreon (link in pinned post ^^)

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More colorsss

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draggins

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Forest dweller

It's a beautiful day out today after lots of rain and wind for over a week.

I had built these mushrooms for another project that I ended up abandoning so this was a nice way to spruce up a minifig portrait with more LEGO to make it stand out.

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#night in the woods