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reblog for sample size !!

#calico! #edit: ... a tabby calico #i accept my orange cat designation ahead of time

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Knowledge is empowering

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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

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Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

#monkey man

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates

#svsss #luo binghe #sha hualing

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

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HYX is never going to drop, they're just going to sprinkle leaked screenshots one frame at a time until we have ALL of them and we can piece them together like a puzzle as a great big fandom collaboration, working together as one harmonious loving community while having screaming throwdowns over what order the scenes should go in, single handedly reviving old-school fandom culture, and creating the longest gayest silent movie of all time

#2ha #hyx

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#2ha #hyx #its been years... when they said we're waiting as long or longer than #mo ran i thought they were joking #im sure the may 1st thing is real this time tho guys trust 🥺

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me, anytime there’s a new hyx leak or rumoured release date:

#😭😭😭😭😭😭 #when will hyx be released #2ha #hyx

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(... your kofi link appears to be broken..! Is there somewhere else i can send to?)

sorry about that! i fixed the button now, but just in case it's still buggy here's a link directly to it.

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society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

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Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.

The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.

The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.