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I have a little crush I’m afraid. This is horrible for my brand (girl who is basically Larry David if he was also Spock)

Just been told “you should really hop on the dating scene this summer.” I’m 27 years old I’ve got no money and no prospects and I’m already a burden to my besties etc etc

#you ever been kissed in a way that makes you believe in god for a second? by a man who actually knows where to put his hands when he does it #like he pushed me up against my car and I became an entirely different person #foul bc I find PDA disgusting and this street could not have been busier #so tell me why I didn’t give a shit. it’s frankly embarrassing #i’m in flight mode but i guess it’s gonna be fun while it lasts

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#slow caves those are my boys!! #lady denim #dirt #nina nastasia #anyway if you love taylor swift that’s great i love you but always good to shout out the little guys

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Sorry sorry it’s just that he kissed me and I was too distracted afterward to find my car and I walked around the parking garage for ten minutes like an idiot sorry

Just been told “you should really hop on the dating scene this summer.” I’m 27 years old I’ve got no money and no prospects and I’m already a burden to my besties etc etc

#y’all let me overshare #said goodbye in a stairwell #started walking away #heard ‘actually no fuck that’ #turned around and he’s running up the stairs #have never been kissed like this in my life #i’m in so deep it’s bad it’s gonna be so bad

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Read this back dead sober and audibly said “Jesus, girl.”

Just been told “you should really hop on the dating scene this summer.” I’m 27 years old I’ve got no money and no prospects and I’m already a burden to my besties etc etc

#who was that woman why was she being such a drama queen #i don’t claim her #he was nice and tall that is it

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Sorry, unfortunately I fell in love tonight over two G+Ts. It’ll be okay if he breaks my heart but first I think I want to hold his hand for a minute

Just been told “you should really hop on the dating scene this summer.” I’m 27 years old I’ve got no money and no prospects and I’m already a burden to my besties etc etc

#sorry y’all I’m the lightweight to end them all #which may have something to do with the fact that I am so! giddy! #wow wow wow i mean he hugged me and I saw god #and all this from the girl who can’t read romance novels to save her life #figures huh! #i literally called my bestie she lives across the world from me but she needed to know every detail

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#bestie’s getting married in a few months i need to make the girlies do this with me

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Hi loves! Please, please, please tell me the name of the last book you loved so much you felt like you were going to die.

I’m talking This-Goddamned-Thing-Reached-Into-My-Chest-And-Swallowed-My-Still-Beating-Heart love.

Personally I have a few, and if anyone takes me up on these recommendations I would love for you to absolutely destroy my inbox with your thoughts on them:

The Orchard by David Hopen

A Room With a View by E.M. Forster

The Beginning Place by Ursula K. Le Guin (heinous cover art be damned)

Flight Behavior by Barbara Kingsolver

#also just to get ahead of the eye-rolling i can’t see but know is secretly happening #i AM working on the Seattle series I swear #only the thing is my emotional state is at like an unprecedented high lately (thank you i know) #and so i’m less inclined to sit at my computer and ruminate about love i will never have i wanna be in the sunnnnn #i wanna eat peppers and read my silly little books but I am working on it i promise #anywho please tell me your favorite books i know i ask this once a week but i’m desperate

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all of the lovely trans citizens of Toadyville! Love ya, happy you’re here ♥️

#and happy easter too i suppose

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In a truly sitcom-ass turn of events, I’ve been set up on a blind date

Just been told “you should really hop on the dating scene this summer.” I’m 27 years old I’ve got no money and no prospects and I’m already a burden to my besties etc etc

#apparently he’s ‘lovely and bashful’ #will update soon if only because this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me

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Roommate just said, completely unprompted, “Call me Leonard Cohen the way I can’t fucking caramelize these onions”

#the connection as she says #there’s a tweet along the lines of ‘your man can’t even caramelize onions’ #she burned her onions and is therefore the ‘your man’ in question #call her leonard cohen the way she’s your man #it’s funny guys get it

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Suzie Zuzek (artist and textile designer) 1920 - 2011 Meeow, 1970.

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New Yorker March 3, 1973 cover illustration by Arthur Getz

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This old pic of Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom takes up so much space in my mind

#yeah

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Personally I’m sick to death of opening social media and seeing that we’ve invented a new way to call people basic. Cut it out. Who cares.

#put your superiority complex away #or at least keep it in the groupchat jesus christ #i say this as the world’s biggest hater: it does not matter #why are you paying such close attention to other people? #is it because you think they’re also scrutinizing you? they’re not #godddddd everybody just chill out have a beverage sit in the sun and forget about it

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#the lighthouse #i had literally a 3-hour conversation about this movie last week #heal your soul talk shit to death

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#fiona apple

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Just finished The Left Hand of Darkness. Beloveds, read it.

#ursulaposting #just beyond perfect #i mean it’s not obviously but also it really really is #the most gorgeous writing ever committed to the page plus truly poignant validating commentary #it was so good it almost made me mad #like girl you can’t have it both ways #i love her like i can’t even tell you