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a while ago i saw an anti-cnc meme that went something like "if your boyfriend learns not to stop at "no", do you really think he's gonna stop at Pineapple?" and ive been thinking about it a lot. like, it assumes that words have some kind of mystical meta-meaning that persists in all contexts, that if we discard the word "no" we also discard the concept of saying no in a symbolic sense. It's a lingually prescriptivist argument in disguise.

#undescribed #gestures like that one oprah gif

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i wish i had more time to cook. i wish i had the time to get better, to experiment more, to learn good spice levels and meat preparation and the perfect amount of time to leave something in the oven. i wish the world wasnt so exhausting, because i want to get better for the people i love. i want to cook for people. i want to put my love into the ingredients, boil it down so it seeps into every ounce of broth and fills their bellies with warmth and satisfaction.

hey, are you hungry? (i love you) i made this for you. (i love you) please, eat. (i love you) please. (i love you) i want you to be happy. (i love you) i want you to be healthy. (i love you) i love you. (i love you)

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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8.46am__

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being online at the same time as your moots and reblogging shit from each other is like YES !!! WE ARE PLAYING TOYS TOGETHER!!!

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#listen. i am a tits man. absolutely no question. #but i am also a Biter. and the thing about big boobs is that they are Heavy and sometimes Difficult to Maneuver #small boobs are soooooo easy to manipulate with your hands and cover in bruises #not that you CANT be biting large tits. it is just a slightly more difficult task

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“It’s okay to ship m/f!” “Shipping m/f is better than shipping m/m or f/f sometimes!” “Don’t let anybody get you down for shipping a man and a woman together!” Don’t listen any of that. I’m here. I’m going to mandate yaoi and yuri and if you do anything else I will vaporize you out of this world

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i get a lot of chasers asking me how to score with trans girls. well, i’m afraid you aren’t gonna like the answer

#oh THATS why i keep scoring— #/J /J /J

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

#😏

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we do not talk enough about how you get hit front and back by being a jew and supporting Palestine. For a recipe that i want to make during Shabbat I have to scroll through a jewish recipe blog and cringe at the I Stand With Israel posts and then go back.

so a bunch of jewish spaces aren't safe anymore or are landmines. then you're forced to go someplace else. then there's tumblr with the people who think Jews=Zionist.

like oh, you're jewish? they immediately think you support the idf or something and praise genocide or something. your family barely survived a genocide that wasn't even like more than three generations ago and its being used as some sort of crutch to israel's moral defense when israel does NOT give a fuck about holocaust survivors at all except for their pr...

like damn bro im just trying to live my life and cook normally. Palestine has my entire heart. but like the pipeline from Palestine advocacy to accidental antisemitism to purposeful antisemitism is so 😭😭. man. i just wanna say guys jewish people aren't your enemies. the goal is to stop genocide not make the nazis proud of you or something

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BREAKING: a witch has just cast a spell on a seagull, transforming him into a Seattle Mariners fan to teach him a lesson in humility.

#DESERVED. fuck them seagulls

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inspired by my coworkers making me feel like a crazy person

#yes #but also i work in healthcare and i have to know what pcp stands for

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the thing about h*nnibal is that i will never ever watch it because im just not interested but the imagery of the fanart people make is, unfortunately, Compelling.

#its like catholicism. im not interested but they did kinda go off with the aesthetics

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t shirt that says "I AM AN UNREPENTANT SEXUAL PERVERT" and the back says "ASK ME ABOUT MY SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE FETISHES" i exclusively wear it to target

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do i look like your girlfriend?

#undescribed #silent hill

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In case anyone thinks this type of sanism doesn't happen on Tumblr

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