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scara-mousse · 1 hour
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its really crazy how fast food was billed as cheap for the price of being shitty and now its just like...... well with these prices might as well get an actually decent meal at a real restaurant lol
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scara-mousse · 4 hours
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A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time
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scara-mousse · 6 hours
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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scara-mousse · 7 hours
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patrolling 🥰
#dc
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scara-mousse · 13 hours
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good evening fellow bisexuals and also the rest of you I suppose
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scara-mousse · 16 hours
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In general I believe in the supernatural but I still approach things with a healthy degree of skepticism. However if you tell me you saw something paranormal at sea I will 100% believe you no matter what. If someone tells me they saw ghosts on land I would need some proof before I’m onboard but if someone tells me they saw ghosts in the ocean I’d be like yeah man we all do
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scara-mousse · 19 hours
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"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?
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scara-mousse · 22 hours
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Random but when I come on tumblr to chill or just be away from other socials, I feel like it’s the online version of me going to my room and just doing my own thing to be away from everyone else.
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scara-mousse · 1 day
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*eating wasabi peas next to you on a plane, coughing after every one* *tapping you on the shoulder* That one was hot.
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scara-mousse · 1 day
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uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote
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scara-mousse · 1 day
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>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'
>taste it
>it's wet
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scara-mousse · 2 days
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Darcy (stoicaly): She's not like other ladies. She doesn't want me for my money.
Darcy (tearfully): She just doesn't want me.
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scara-mousse · 2 days
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this killed me
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scara-mousse · 2 days
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Welcoming home His Majesty
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scara-mousse · 2 days
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at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
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scara-mousse · 2 days
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