scarecrow-in-a-hatake

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

If I had a coin for every time I've heard you complain about this situation, I'd have two coins.

Which isn't a lot, but. Weird that it's happened twice.

Poisons fact of the day: Nutmeg can cause cardiac arrest in high doses, and is always fatal when ingested anally.

If I have to look another noble family or some other important figure in the eye and tell them their spoiled brat died because they tried to shove spices up their ass in an attempt to get high, I’m going to lose my damn mind.

#in the autumn days || old friends #shiranui genma / whotookmysenbon #mitarashi anko / idreamofdango #blank period #naruto rp #rp chain

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

...insatiable flirt.

Get tied up nude by, do a public strip tease with, or co-star with in a naughty movie as the love interest by which guards?

Why do the others get a larger pool to pick from while I'm limited to my professional stalkers?

#the answer is none of you #not a single one #i have better things to do #in the autumn days || old friends #shiranui genma / whotookmysenbon #in the spring days || other faces #anonymous #would you rather #blank period #naruto rp

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Oh fine.

Get tied up nude by, do a public strip tease with, or co-star with in a naughty movie as the love interest by which comrades?

...Didn't @idreamofdango entrust you to T&I's tender, loving care the other day? Who let you back out?

#in the spring days || other faces #anonymous #in the autumn days || old friends #mitarashi anko / idreamofdango #morino ibiki / morino-ibiki #would you rather

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

how did you find out the frogs were me

To quote Ino: "What, like it's hard?"

Information has been the name of the game before the rest of our job description as 'ninja' ever came into play. I hear from Ibiki that identifying you was a good training excersice for the interns in T&I, so. Thank you for that, I suppose.

#in the spring days || other faces #anonymous #yamanaka ino / #blank period #naruto rp #frog incident #morino ibiki / morino-ibiki

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

These days, I could really use a hug and a good pep talk from you, Kakashi :/

Alright, come here. Bring it in.

Did you know that April is considered the, "stress awareness month" in some places? Something about the weather that makes people more susceptible to depression, plus exam season, plus taxes. Maybe there's something true about the superstition around the number four, eh?

I don't know your situation, but I know what feeling terrible is like intimately. Spent over a decade just a skip and a hop away from chakra exhaustion, but the lethargy was constant. Never did enough with the hours in my day.

But sometimes it's just like that. You do what you can with what you have, and if you can't— sometimes it takes a while for the clouds to clear, or at least, to get used to and work around them. But that time will come, so long as you can bring yourself to keep trying.

Fall down eight times, stand up nine. Reach out to the people around you if need be. You'll figure things out, and then you'll be okay. I believe in you, alright?

Ganbare, Anon-san.

#in the spring days || other faces #anonymous #blank period #naruto rp #hatake #hatake kakashi #Kakashi #kakashi hatake #kakashi sensei #pep talk

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Get tied up nude by, do a public strip tease with, or co-star with in a naughty movie as the love interest by which guards?

Why do the others get a larger pool to pick from while I'm limited to my professional stalkers?

#in the spring days || other faces #anonymous #blank period #naruto rp #would you rather

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

i was kidding about the free will thing. -person who has dumped frogs on you.

have 500 more for fun.

...if @blogofalostsockmain would like to turn themselves in for questioning on charges of disrupting the peace, you'd be saving yourself a lot of drama from the police showing up at your door.

#I think the only one who enjoyed the frogs waa @thetoaddaddy #in the spring days || other faces #anonymous #blank period #naruto rp #gifts #frog incident

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Kiss, marry, or kill...

Which of your body guards?

Out of my current guards, I don't think you know most of them well enough to warrant this question — unless this is you trying to stir the pot out of boredom, Robin.

Out of everyone who's ever held the role, though... hm. Kiss Raidou, marry Genma, toss Butterfly out the window. And two of those things are even easily reversible, so. No harm, no foul~

#in the spring days || other faces #anonymous #blank period #naruto rp #would you rather

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit. You've got enough energy to keep up with him, and a brand of chaos similar enough that I think you would have grown to appreciate each other.

And there's nothing in the book that says you can't have a rival from another team, is there?

How would things go if Naruto was made your Apprentice instead of being put on team 7?

it's hard to say really. perhaps we would have a strong bond after terrorizing each other. i like to think i would make a great sensei. yet I doubt Naruto would have been as motivated to push himself to his current stature if it weren't for his placement with team 7.

#an interesting thought experiment #in the autumn days || old friends #mitarashi anko / idreamofdango #uzumaki naruto / #blank period #naruto rp

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Thank you?

Would you rather raise a son or a daughter?

A daughter. I wouldn't mind a son, but if I got to pick— a daughter.

...kudos for the particular wording, Anon-san.

#I'll take it as a compliment #“follow up question would you be Dad or Papa?” #Dad. Tou-san. Whatever. I have no idea where the recent popularity of “Papa” came from but it sounds weird to me. #in the autumn days || old friends #shiranui genma / whotookmysenbon #personal preferences #naruto headcanons #blank period #naruto rp #rp chain

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Only in extenuating circumstances!

Genma: Who the actual fuck. Shizune: Language! Genma: Whomst the actual sexual intercourse?

#in the autumn days || old friends #shiranui genma / whotookmysenbon #shizune #naruto incorrect quotes #blank period #naruto rp

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Genma: Who the actual fuck. Shizune: Language! Genma: Whomst the actual sexual intercourse?

#shiranui genma #shizune #blank period #naruto incorrect quotes

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

[chin] with @retiredsenju

#in the autumn days || old friends #senju tsunade / retiredsenju #senju tsunade #tsunade senju #hatake kakashi #kakashi hakate #kakashi fanart #naruto fanart #state: drunk

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Does the Hound only know how to bark and bite, or can he hold a tune?

I can hum. Never needed any more than that.

#[ooc: I definitely don't have Kakashi's voice but *I* can sing :D] #in the spring days || other faces #anonymous #anbu days #naruto rp

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Answer's not going to change, regardless. You're not joining, Gekko.

Teams get benched and reshuffled all the time when the commanding officer or too many of its members or are of commission, at which point the others are available to take public missions at their own discretion. If you want to take missions with Uzuki so badly, be patient and wait. Or just ask @celestialrhythm when her next perimeter guard rotation is up.

@selenophilephile Hello yes I would like to join ANBU because my girlfriend is in it. I have a doctor’s note to opt out of the torture training, though. Do…do you guys take doctor’s notes?

Because you gave ties in ANBU you are automatically disqualified.

(No we do not. Requiring a doctor’s note is also a disqualifier.)

#in the autumn days || old friends #gekko hayate / selenophilephile #shiranui genma / whotookmysenbon #uzuki yugao / celestialrhythm #anbu days #naruto rp

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

No, that's different. The number of clan shinobi in our forces is monitored, though, and competent leadership usually tries to make sure there's no duplicates on each squad unless the situation calls for it in order to avoid conflicts of interest.

DQs aside, you don't meet several health requirements anyways, even if the general forces have you marked as fighting-fit. Your personnel file also has several documented complaints about the black ops in general. Plus, those who fail the T&I portion of the gauntlet fail out of candidacy anyways, and lack of participation is an automatic fail.

You're a decent shinobi, Gekko. Just not what the ANBU are looking for.

@selenophilephile Hello yes I would like to join ANBU because my girlfriend is in it. I have a doctor’s note to opt out of the torture training, though. Do…do you guys take doctor’s notes?

Because you gave ties in ANBU you are automatically disqualified.

(No we do not. Requiring a doctor’s note is also a disqualifier.)

#in the autumn days || old friends #gekko hayate / selenophilephile #gekko #shiranui genma / whotookmysenbon #anbu days #naruto rp

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

... it's not his business. He's just passing by.

But he knows the feeling.

"The Green Pig. Dirt cheap for dirt drafts, but you can get what you're looking for there."

She doesn't normally drink, but Ibiki... do you have any more of that hard liquor? She's gonna need it...

-@wolfdemonofkonoha

"Plenty of izakaya in the village, Wolf. Go to one of them when you're off duty."

#in the spring days || other faces #anbu wolf / wolfdemonofkonoha #in the autumn days || old friends #morino ibiki / morino-ibiki #anbu days #naruto rp #life of a dog [narrated rp]