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Can i have a Doctor Who episode like this?? The Doctor just stumbles upon this scenario

goals

#doctor who #bbc #dw

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the hooded robins

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All credits to demolisherspork on tiktok!

Please go have a look at their stuff! It's sooooo good!

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Batman, urban legends , #20

Look I actually know the issue for once

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Au where Batman’s rogues can tell that someone else is acting as Batman (but not who it is) so they all slump in relief because they can finally reuse old schemes. They don’t have to come up with a new plan for the 30th time this year!

That is until Batman (dick who was very much there as Robin for all these schemes) starts cracking down on them in a 1/4 of the time it should have taken to catch them.

The riddler sets up a glorified treasure hunt? Dick gives the final answer before even looking at the first clue. Two face stages a mock trial? Dick dodges all the rope traps and cuts the “accused free” after cuffing the “judge” who was the actual guilty one.

They are all terribly miffed and try tripping him up…only he was there when they tried to do that to Bruce too.

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Two bros being disappointed at the college frat party and ditch it —

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um

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A quick and poorly drawn comic

I like to think that if Damian has a nightmare, Jon drops everything he's doing to go comfort him, i mean, with his superhearing, he definitely can hear when he's having a nightmare, and with his superspeed...

Idk, i think it's cute.

Bonus, because they're cute:

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Say what you will about the DC timeline but we all know the truth, Jason Todd uses AO3 and has an account despite not understanding these new fangle technological advancements (hes fucking with Tim he understands what cookies are, it pisses off Tim more than anything else Jason has done)

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LMAO Dick's just so blase about this, it's the epitome of "You know those days where you're like this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamned weird." like this is every day with Bruce Wayne as your dad, this is just how he shows he loves you, by reverse stalking you and asking for blood samples and helicopter parenting you in the weirdest goddamned way.

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Welcome to Gotham, the greatest city in the world, where we have smells like:

• Exhaust fumes

• Chemical waste

• Eggs

• Weed

• A porta potty at Lollapalooza

• Batburger fryer grease

• Day-old opened beer

• Anime convention BO

• Strangely alluring flowers

• Something burning

• Microwaved fish

• Corpses

• Sewage

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HE IS SOLVING CASES DO NOT DISTURB

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Bruce is that parent who after raising the craziest fucking kids of all time, thinks everyone else's kid is a terrible influence and all rebellious (or even slightly normal) thoughts his kids have can be traced back to their "friends".

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Damian comping back from the park complaining to Bruce

Bruce: Damian you can’t just yell at another kid at the park for an accident

Damian: Accident or not He hit Titus !

Bruce: With a rubber ball go back to the park and apologize

Damian: No I won’t that boy can go the heck for all I care

Bruce:Damian you can’t-

Tim: Proud of you I wouldn’t apologize to the kid either 

Damian thought for a moment and give a frustrated sigh and walked out to the park to apologize to the kid

Tim: Don’t i know my little brother

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“Tim…what are you doing?”

Bruce complimented himself for not swearing, setting a bad example for two children at an age where they repeated everything their parents said, but hell, he was tempted.

He challenged everyone to remain calm when faced with their six-year-old son who had put his one-year-old brother in the dog cage and had put on one of his jackets.

Just…why?

“I'm the lion tamer,” the six-year-old declared, puffing out his chest. “And I'm training the lion cub.”

“The lion cub…Damian is not a lion cub.”

“He is fierce as one. And he bites.”

Yes, the younger one had a tendency to bite, especially him, Tim and Jason.

Miraculously, he was calm with Dick and Alfred. Barely a year, and he already had his preferences.

He ran a hand over his face, “You can't put your brother in a cage.”

“Why?”

“Because he is not an animal.”

“But are you really sure?”

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