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Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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Bill and Paul annoy the crap out of each other but they're also each other's favorite. Paul is a bitchy selfish jerk but whenever Bill has an extra ticket to something or just wants someone to keep him company Paul is always his first choice. of everyone he could've picked to look after Alice when she was a kid he picked Paul. and Bill is a nag who doesn't mind his own business but he's the best friend Paul's ever had. he won't mildly inconvenience himself for Bill but he'll barely hesitate to put his life on the line for Bill

yknow, guys being dudes

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omaha nebraska, am i right

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FUCK Israel and FUCK the USA, may you all go down miserably, together.

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WHAT if instead of bear pride for hairy fat men we ALSO had cow pride. for fat women with huge milkers. ok now give me 10000 reblogs a kiss on the cheek and a nobel prize

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the children crave an elevator that drops you to your death. and a ceiling bed that drops you to your death. it's ok drac loves being dumped on her ass . it's enrichment for her

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

#freezing cold actually #anything under 82°F my detested

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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#geico commercial #:)

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i’m eating a non-dairy ice cream bar in the parking lot at 8pm on a sunday. Do i look like i’ve ever seen the inside of a club

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When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

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Ngl one of my favorite moments in Mighty Med is when Kaz tells Oliver he "screams like a girl" and Oliver responds that he'd "like to live long enough to scream like a woman"

#I'm paraphrasing #but i actually genuinely think about this almost every day #it lives rent free in my head #lref oliver could never #oliver mm #oliver mighty med #mighty med