boys only want love if it’s torture
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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
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Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that
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guys that paint their nails , reblog if you agree.
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god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight
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evary cat is a little celebrity 2 me
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calum knows the moon is a woman that’s husband material right there
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That god damn smile pulls me in deeper every time
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Hello. Sorry to have been so mia.
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Taylor performs at MetLife stadium on July 21st 2018
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Munich Residence | nonalimmen
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do you mean “Gorgeous” by Taylor Swift?
you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?
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KISSY
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