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Treat anything on Discord as media that will be lost

Do not use Discord to host your files. Do not rely on Discord to preserve your text. DO NOT RELY ON DISCORD FOR ANY KIND OF PRESERVATION OR HOSTING!!

It CAN be lost, it WILL be lost! You must consider Discord as a part of the Core Internet, controlled by one company that hosts the servers.

I thought it was impressive at first that it replaced IRC, but now I am horrified. If the company behind Discord went under today, how many friends would you lose?

How many relationships? How much writing?

You may think this won't happen, but I remember when AIM went down and along with it, entire novels worth of interaction with my oldest friend.

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. NO COMPANY IS INFALLIBLE.

Back up your files! Download anything you've saved to Discord NOW, before the API changes go into effect! And DO NOT RELY ON THEM FOR HOLDING IMPORTANT FILES!

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Read my yippin' fanfic. o_o

Adventures in Azeroth: Stories of Avalon and Savage United

Table of Contents

Forward

What follows is 100% non-canonical but anyone who plays the games should realize that pretty quickly.

This is the stories in my own personal headcannon for my characters in the online RPG World of Warcraft. I claim no ownership of the Warcraft franchise or any of the elements therein and this should be considered a work of fanfiction and naught besides. All elements in these stories, save for my characters themselves, are the intellectual property of Blizzard Entertainment.

I’ve been a WoW player since just before the launch of Burning Crusade, but I’ve been playing Warcraft games since the very first Warcraft Orcs and Humans on the PC back in the 1990s. Its safe to say that I consider Azeroth a second home at this point, for as goofy as some parts of the story can become its still a world I can’t imagine living without anymore.

Because of that my characters in the game have taken on a sort of life of their own for me, some of them have been around for years themselves, and thus I decided to actually give them some stories beyond just ‘today I killed fifteen kobolds and sold their ears for a tuppence apiece.’

Also, I tend to re-read this a lot and edit when I catch something I goofed up or something that bugs me. Don’t be shocked if it really isn’t the same the second time you read it.

!!!NEWEST CHAPTERS!!!

The Time Between: Suffer a Witch to Un-Live

The Time Between: The Avatar of Y’shaarj

The Time Between: For Quel’thalas

Characters

!!!UPDATE 09/19: All Character Pages now have links to up to three important chapters for the characters, to help you get started if you want to follow a specific character’s story!!!

Members of Avalon

Nelen Fullmoon

Jaie Swiftpaw

Samantha Montebank

Dareley Steelhammer

Shalandrae Deeproots

Zhan-min Irontummy

Aziguni

Members of Savage United

Grimo B. Blamstick

Nitika Dawnhoof

Mola'raum

Sekhi of the Singing Sands

Galdia Grimaxe

Edwood Vargas

Laurelgosa

Krag’thar Stoneshaper

Merihim Suneater

Antagonists

Dissonantia, Witch of the Blackwald

The Demons of Unlimited Sin

Gremori Autumnleaves

Alalestria Wintersky

Sinranir Downstrider

Nyloc Athel of Suramar

Protagonists

Jeemjazo Redmane & Murgly Jim

Leza

Malgum

The Story

As follows, the story’s chapters are listed in chronological order starting with The Witch of the Blackwald. Simply start there and continue on from that point.

Pre-Warcraft Era

The Witch of the Blackwald

Warcraft 3: Reign of Chaos/Frozen Throne

On a Pale Horse, He Rode

Broken Wands

Steel in my Hammer

Arugal’s Solution

Sam, I am

World of Warcraft Classic

Preludes to Adventure

Burning Crusade

Whose Side are You On?

What Have You Given?

Wrath of the Lich King

The Forge and the Forest

Cataclysm

The Worgen Wizard and Witch

Open for Business

A Wrathful Guard

Friends Among Enemies

Dark Dreams

Mists of Pandaria

Pandaren in the Big City

A Barrel of Hozen

Experiments with Darkness

The Breath of Y'shaarj

The Sha Within

The Song of the World

Warlords of Draenor

What Could Have Been

Legion

Home Sweet Hellhole

Lok'tar Ogar

Thunderstruck

Battle for Azeroth

Welcome to the Dark SIde

Thief For Hire

Flames, Smoke, Pain, & Death

A Good Soldier

To Ashes, To Dust

Hey Foxy Lady!

A Mag'har Orc in the Banshee Queen’s Horde

Lost Home, Found Hope

The New Hire

Shadowlands

The Uncrowned King

The Young Lion in Chains

Enemies Off the Port Bow

Savage United We Stand

Battle Plans

The Maw

Marileth’s Marvelous Slimes

I am You, Who am I?

The Void Sees Many Things

Fur Black as Night

Time for Tea

For Those We Lost

Domination

The Maw Opens Wide

The Singing Sands

The Lords of Dread

Dead Men and the Tales They Tell

Burned Bridges

You Are Who You Eat

Beyond Death Itself

How to Conquer Reality

Preparations

Answers

Villainess

The Warlock of Dark Waters

The Shamanbrewer

Back to Bilgewater

Three Years of Peace

Further Adventures in Azeroth

Why Do I Fight?

New Finds, Old Friends

Virulence

The Family Business

The Deep Dark Woods

Holiday Traditions

Goblin Ingenuity

Dragonflight

Homeward

Coming Troubles, New Adventurers

Taking Flight

Setting Sail

Fractured Order

The Witch Returns

Unlimited Sin

Landfall

Weapon Repairs

Sibling Rivalry

Green Flame and Rot

Brightflame, Dim Memories

The Heir to House Wintersky

The Storm Eater

Anger Incarnate

Lost and Found

Remembrance

A Pirate’s Life

After the Storm

Memories of Darkness

Her Final Song

On the Nature of Souls

Earth Quakes, Paths Open

Securing the Path

What an Ale Needs

The Sapphire of House Wintersky

A Brief Interlude

Firefox

Matters of Family

Cutlasses and Caves

Azure Light in the Winter Sky

Battle at Bilgewater

Unnatural Beings

Druid Disappeared

Demons

Aziguni’s Lucky Number

Soon to Dream

Shining Unity

Dissonantia

Home Once More

The Time Between

Infinite Problems

Adventurers in Time

Sins of the Father

Pandaren Paradox

Suffer a Witch to Un-Live

The Avatar of Y’shaarj

For Quel’thalas

The War Within

(Coming Soon!)

Appendix A - Personal Lore

What follows is some personal snatches of Lore I wrote for my characters in their TRP profiles. I’d been meaning to copy it over for ages, now I have an excuse to do so, so why not? These bits are just flavor and fluff to flesh out my roster. The dialogue for them is all in the character’s own words.

Members of Avalon

Nelen’s Library

Jaie’s Favorite Recipes

Dareley’s Scars of War

Sam’s Trophies of Treasure Hunting

Zhan-Min’s Elemental Brews

Members of Savage United

Grimo’s Invention Scrapbook

Galdia’s Memories of Draenor

Sekhi on the Songs of the Shadowlands

Other Characters

Dissonantia’s Attempts at Immortality

Appendix B - Important Locations

What follows is a list of important story locations for Adventures in Azeroth and the heroes of Avalon and Savage United. I’m going to update this as the story continues. The maps represent places that have no actual in-game location and were made using the Inkarnate D&D map creator.

Avalon House

Offices of Grimo’s Savage United LLC

Nelen’s Sanctum

Dissonantia’s Lair

Sekhi’s Cart

Appendix C - Random Fun Junk

This section is simply for goofy random stuff that I made for giggles. These are just fun trivia.

Failed Adventures in Azeroth Characters

What Every Adventurer Needs: Avalon

What Every Adventurer Needs: Savage United

What Every Adventurer Needs: Others

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Seal the Deal

Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 (current)

Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 (current)

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In my case its "Severe case of brainworms and autism that means I can never truly stop thinking about the stuff I write."

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Just checked on mine and its... 4.3MB.

Not sure why. Maybe Tumblr doesn't wanna give me any cookies, thinks I had enough sweets perhaps.

i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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MONKEY MAN 2024, dir. Dev Patel

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REMINDER TO NOT TALK TO THE GUARDIAN ABOUT DIY HRT IF ASKED ❗️❗️❗️

Susanna Rustin is a huge TERF too, and a quick search of her name on The Guardian brings up repeated proof.

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When I was a kid, playing WoW, Deathwing was my favorite character, and I read Beyond the Dark Portal all the time. It has some of my favorite Deathwing moments.

This art is from, I want to say a year ago, but I've been in a WoW mood lately

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"ok I know this isn't really the point but am I the only person who is absolutely gobsmacked that Penny Arcade somehow STILL EXISTS???"

Counterpoint:

Doonesbury still exists

Garfield still exists

Nancy still exists

Beetle Bailey still exists

Heathcliff still exists

Andy Capp still exists

Dick Tracey Still exists

Popeye still exists

Why wouldn't Penny Arcade still exist?

lmaooo

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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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I consider it twofold entertainment. We got a clever little meme, and we got to see a bunch of shitheads lose their shit and their heads. :D

Once again I’ve become overly conscious over the fact that I’m really just a brain with tendrils controlling a meat mecha😔

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Hello, it's me again! Today i have come from the far east bringing presents and gifts to all those who want them and have a working PC/Android phone to wield their power

This collection includes: A carefully curated collection of the 72 most iconic, beloved, well known, and most wanted SNES games for the Super Nintendo, according to various fan sources, polls, ranking lists and such

The top of the creme, best of the best that the Super Nintendo had to offer, all in one convenient pack of only 166 MB in size!

The Super SNES All-Stars Super Collection!!

Free Download Click HERE!!! https://www.mediafire.com/file/42vhcn19w26001n

Alt Mirror Download Link, just in case: https://drive.google.com/uc?id=1VIXf5VWSEcibXHLOH_qYo5Cj9JWVj-x3

They're all ready to be played in HD on PC, on in a convenient portable way on an Android phone. Enjoy and share with your friends!

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Here, have a mirror of the final Nightly build of Citra (March 3rd 2024), and the most recent build of Yuzu I could find via the Wayback Machine. (February 28th 2024)