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sh5 · 7 hours
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father john misty’s persona is such a self righteous asshole and sometimes idek if it’s ironic anymore but. damn. Holy Shit is a good song 😭😭
but like. this album cover. c’mon man. can we drop the second coming of christ metaphor yet it’s been twelve years
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sh5 · 8 hours
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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sh5 · 8 hours
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sh5 · 8 hours
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that clip of the blues clues guy saying during the process of being hired to be on the show the kids were shown a "conventionally attractive" guys clip and his clip to some kids and they enjoyed him bc he looked like someone who would actually need help is how i feel about the main guy from that show the bear
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sh5 · 8 hours
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is it controversial that Be the Cowboy is my least favorite mitski album. and that I think it’s kinda mid
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sh5 · 8 hours
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I was about to complain like “my t dosage is so low and I’ve been on it for 8 months and there’s no changes 😭😭” but I don’t think that’s strictly true: it’s difficult to pinpoint, but I do think that my face looks more masculine than it did
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sh5 · 9 hours
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I was about to complain like “my t dosage is so low and I’ve been on it for 8 months and there’s no changes 😭😭” but I don’t think that’s strictly true: it’s difficult to pinpoint, but I do think that my face looks more masculine than it did
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sh5 · 10 hours
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bathroom torment is very real ideally we would all just be allowed to go piss without worry but its not always so simple
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sh5 · 10 hours
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literally since high school I’ve been like “relationships are too much work, grrrrr I hate my girlfriendddddd 🙄🙄🙄 true love is fake and I don’t even like sex that much” so I kinda…put Mitski down because it felt “unrealistic”. lines like “i don’t need anyone but you,” “you’re coming back, and it’s the end of the world,” “I just can’t be without you,” would make me think, ‘this song has to be about a different person than two albums ago, and she’s still this obsessed (x) partners later?’ and then um. I realized that it just. DOES feel like that. if you’re neurotic enough 😬
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sh5 · 10 hours
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sh5 · 16 hours
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riley savage fancam lmao (lee.phobia is my username on tiktok <3)
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sh5 · 16 hours
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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
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sh5 · 16 hours
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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sh5 · 16 hours
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it’s so fucking scary that I like every alcoholic drink I try 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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sh5 · 19 hours
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but also . help.
having a bunch of books on your desk, even in the messy way, is like…omg *tucks hair behind ear* I’m an intellectual…. 😳 I’m a scholar 😳
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sh5 · 19 hours
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having a bunch of books on your desk, even in the messy way, is like…omg *tucks hair behind ear* I’m an intellectual…. 😳 I’m a scholar 😳
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