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After 30 years…finally…here they are…the boys………..

Half of them aren’t as good as I would’ve liked but at least they’re done !! And thanks to everyone for being so nice !!!

#dgr #chihiro...my light..... #and hiro omfg-- #i gotta do something like this

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nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

#httyd 2

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bright...

#dgr

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it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

#just watched drew gooden's video on these #people will say the absolute most horrifying shit about these things and STILL DEFEND THEM gndsnfdknf

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me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

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chapter 3.png

#dgr

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This sure is a nice little tumblr post here

Sure hope no one turns it into a Analog Horror for no reason whatsoever

#...is this what people find scary now?

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“Wake up, sleepyhead!!”

#dgr

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Cue the 30 year old washed up detective duo ready to turn against yet another old classmate for fridge money hahahahahhahahahha

AU idea below the read more!

Imagine if Shuichi gradually lost all contact with his old Hope’s Peak classmates after graduation except for Kaede (who had to settle for being a piano teacher after reality didn’t turn out as she hoped) so he hasn’t heard from the rest in a decade.

Shuichi, now 30 and down in the dumps as a failed detective, slaves away at his day job as a journalist for a gossip rag.

But one day as he nurses his sorrows, an old clown enters the scene, accuses an ex classmate of being a serial murderer and proposes that they track him down together all the while describing in depressing detail how everybody else in their old class never managed to fulfil their dreams

Would Shuichi take his words for the truth? Assume they’re all lies because he really doesn’t want to believe that everybody succumbed to booze and cigarettes to get by? Well, he can only find out if he reaches out to their old classmates himself to know for certain :) (Which may or may not be Ouma’s plan in the first place)

Ouma: You should’ve seen him Saihara chan! Drunk in broad day light and harassing little girls for money! How far has our resident astronaut fallen~

Shuichi: I see you never really changed at all have you Ouma kun? I suppose lying is a life-long habit for you.

Ouma: You say I’m lying? Prove it.

Shuichi: This is Kaito we’re talking about.

Ouma: But when’s the last time you’ve seen him? Accusing me of lying without evidence? No wonder you couldn’t make it as a detective!

Shuichi: …sigh.

#dgr

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I’ll stop with the office references when I die

#dgr

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST

SHE DON’T WANT NO CHECKERS TONIGHT

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Komaeda gets burned, fried in lava, completely roasted.

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i watch baseball for the side quests

#video

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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method