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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
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a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
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Girl, are you okay, you haven't even tortured your little fictional characters today
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i do not care if i reblog something ive reblogged before my memory is weaker than the lead in a mechanical pencil
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do you ever just lie down and think hard about stuff.
like if do trees listen to us when we talk about how much we wanna kiss them and then are revolted upon hearing such knowledge and spend the rest of their tree lives knowing someone wanted to kiss them so badly.
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Samu. we've talked about this (/j no we haven't)
Stop telling the trees and walls you want to kiss them
You're scaring them
do you ever just lie down and think hard about stuff.
like if do trees listen to us when we talk about how much we wanna kiss them and then are revolted upon hearing such knowledge and spend the rest of their tree lives knowing someone wanted to kiss them so badly.
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I categorize my mutuals not by intimidation factor but of "mutuals i cannot disappoint" and "mutuals that i can disappoint"
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Yo Zamu
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The dot's name is uhhhhhh
Schlormpft
Yo Zamu
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On another note
I keep looking at the tiny red dot behind you and I imagine the flag of Japan
Yo Zamu
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KRIME!!! YES
Yo Zamu
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Uhhh doodle spam
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@our-littlewiccanwitch @tealobjection @idontknowhowtodoor
Uhh picrew train
join if you want :)
It me! I tag whoever wants to do this!
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mom i throwed up
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drake?
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