already can't pretend to care about the male loneliness epidemic because it isn't real but listening to the way men actually talk about their friends/what they think friendship entails makes me care even less sorry
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Some guy on Twitter had his wife go to the Columbia protests with a shirt that had “JEW” written on it in big letters and the video was the biggest flop bc he kept having to turn the camera around so that signs like “JEWS FOR A FREE PALESTINE” wouldn’t be in the shot.
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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Cant stop thinking about this comment under a video about stardew valley rabbits foot drops
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My true soulmate.
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waiting for my dad to return from the store with popcorn and chicken noodle soup
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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
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me watching old music videos on youtube for three hours straight
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I'm not gonna kill myself :(
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De-mystify death for yourself. Get normal. Accept it.
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Before you post, think:
Is it groovy
Is it smashing, baby
Is it shagedelic
Does it give you mojo
Does it make others randy
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Rebecca Horn, The Kiss of Death
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