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really enjoying the uncle-to-a-2yrold phase of being an uncle right now. in the span of an hour we played instruments terribly, i cartoon-snore pretended to sleep in his pile of stuffed animals, played cat noises on a soundboard, got told 'surprise!' before being handed another farm animal about 6 times, he fell and hit his head on part of a chair but i rubbed his head and told him to dance it off and he tried sooo hard and danced it off and started laughing so we went and told his mom how AWESOME he danced it off, i whispered at him to go tell people they were stinky and he did so, we spelled words out of scrabble letters on the floor and i taught him how funny it was to make up new words like 'TEEBIE' and 'HOOL', pretended my hand was a talking creature who couldn't see trying to find him, had various magic spells cast at me with a colored pencil, had a giant stuffed charmander thrown at me while being told 'CHARMANDER!!!', and when he tried to jump on me we reminded him that i was still healing so i couldnt pick him up yet and his understanding is that uncle jack's boobs were broken so they fixed them but they still need to heal and they're getting better and we showed him how different the scars looked compared to a month ago and he's so genuinely curious and caring i love that i get to be an uncle who not only is privileged to be part of a person's formative experiences as a casual trans person but also GETS TO BE THE GUY WHO TEACHES HIM TO PUT 'WHAT THE FART?!' IN HIS VOCABULARY!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈

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more WIPs!

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why are you people role-playing on this post

simplifying models for kids in science today

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a band uses the room attached to my workshop for band practice on saturdays and i feel so incredibly lucky that i get to listen to THIS while I work 😭

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More collage WIPs since I went into the studio today! Ignore all the uncut backgrounds, I need to trim up the poster board <3

Neptune (Memory) and Neptune (Survival)

Venus (Wonder)

Mars (Destruction) and Mars (Consumption)

Uranus (Choice) and Uranus (Control)

The Sun (Power) and the Sun (Pressure)

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I've had the same disease my entire life it seems

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some planet updates :3

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it's nuts how having so much space makes me feel like i can make anything in the world

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finding gifts like this from people at the door to my studio gonna throw up from joy

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Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

#o'malley

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the babies have been successfully introduced to the flock! Webkinz and Curio are very cool, their colors mirror each other!!

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From now until next Saturday, enjoy 25% off everything! I am trying to save up for a laptop, so any order helps me get closer to that goal ❤️ And pssst, if you want a custom commission, dm me! I'll factor the 25% into that fee, too!

#buy michaels jewelry its so epic fr

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i used a 3D printer for the first time today and it was really cool :)

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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

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Milton Glaser, Therapy With A Tomato, 1978

#wonderland