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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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real

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

#me

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Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It's uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

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what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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can we like…get rid of the so-called leather and rubber “pride flags” ? it’s honestly ridiculous and offensive to the lgbtq community. those aren’t pride flags. 

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I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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You know, if Maribel becomes Yukari and disappears into the past to make Gensokyo before she would normally graduate, would that canonically make Yukari a university dropout?

#yes #touhou

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Hi! Sorry if this is an odd ask but you had an old Yume Nikki artwork from 2020 that was Madotsuki and Urotsuki as gamer gfs and it was so cute looking! Do you still have that drawing? I couldn't find it anywhere ❤️

yes! i get a bit embarrassed about old art (even from as recent as several months ago in some cases @_@) but looking back on this one i think its still cute regardless of its flaws

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Nap dates? Nap dates anyone? I promise we can fuck between naps.

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Hit [A] repeadedly to torture an innocent soul!

Hit [B] to feminize him!

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Today on radfem twitter

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hey im broke and temporarily unable to work atm due to hand problems, could i get some money for weed to treat my ptsd symptoms

Paypal.me/violetlk

Venmo: @Vivian-Kessler-1

Cashapp: $viviv6

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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :