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5. Bowling for Soup - High School Never Ends

#iheartradio #interests #nrkcore

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SO ANXIETY AND SCHOOL HAVE KEPT ME AT BAY RECENTLY but now i am Very Open for threads!!! SO HIT YA GIRL UP OR LIKE THIS POST IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN A THREAD...i'm best reached on skype or dms or what have you rn, but i'm still available for public threads! (ESPECIALLY if I meant to thread w/ya prologue but didn't get to it!!)

#outofprint #tfw ur playing a nosy chatty energetic extravert but you yourself are super intimidated of everybody lowkey

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15 years of …Baby One More Time

#iheartradio #interests

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Things were...not exactly coming up roses, per se, but nonetheless Noriko found herself buzzing. Sure, she had absolutely no idea what the fresh hell this whole thing even was, but hey! Here she was, the gossip gal extraordinaire, the sizzling social butterfly, surrounded near-entirely by not one, but multiple famous kids! She had enough hot scoops right here to fill an editor’s wet dreams! What kind of ace columnist (and generally chatty teenager) would she be if she didn’t jump right into the fray and start scoping?

And in terms of scoping people up, it didn’t take Noriko long to pick out who she was going to get acquainted with first.

She’d been lurking around the centre of the main hall for a little while, now, mixing in (as much as a proudly unsubtle presence such as Miss Noriko Suzuki could mix in, anyway) with the crowd still remaining, her eyes taking in each and every person in the room, listening out for every voice that spoke up, until one belonging to a girl with tight blonde curls caught her ears-- and her attention.

(it’s go time, noriko-chan!)

Striding across the room as quickly as she could in high heels, she shot the girl a friendly smile, an excited, intrigued glint lighting up her eyes like a bonfire.

“Heeeeeeya~! ‘scuse me, darling, but you said...you’re Sachiko Mori, right? Rina Mori-san’s daughter? The badminton champ?”

Noriko clapped her her hands together and beamed, before extending a hand to shake with enthusiasm.

“I’m Noriko Suzuki~! I’m a blogger-- I write for a buncha websites-- it is so cool that we’re the same age! Man, I remember seein’ you in my mom’s old copies of Josei Jishin! Hee hee...sorry for all the babbling, sweetheart. It’s just really nice to meetcha, Mori-chan! ...As tooootally bizarro as this whole thing is.”

She put a hand on her hip, now sporting a rather pondering look.

“Y’know, I gotta wonder...whaddya think might be goin’ on here? D’you think this might be, like, some weird prank on us all? For a TV show or a video channel, something like that. I mean, I noticed that there is a lot of, like, real big names in here-- bona fide celebs! I wonder what some geezer’d want with all of us. I mean, this is kiiiinda creepy. ...Ooh, wait! Y’know, I just had a thought, and I wonder--”

She turned back towards Sachiko--

“Say, Mori-chan, did you get an invite to Hope’s Peak Academy, too? ‘Cauuuse, if that’s the case, I think I have a theory why we might be here~!”

...Wait, she couldn’t end on just this. Here she was, talking to a real life celebrity child, and she was discussing theories! She had to at least put something else in there as well! And, in the end, she went with--

“By the way, Mori-chan, your dress is so C-U-T-E~! I love your style, darling. Say, have you ever done a photoshoot before?”

Nice.

(⌒▽⌒)☆ ♥ sachiko ♥ prologue ♥ re: game start attn: noriko

Some people can be fairly comfortable in being alone. They can find a sense of relief in glancing around whatever surroundings they’ve found themselves in to find the area completely empty for once, the weight of expectation being lifted off their shoulders to be replaced by warmth that feels akin to a cosy blanket being draped there instead. 

Unfortunately, Sachiko Mori was not one of those people, and the minutes she spent clutching that precious item to her chest as one might a pet they can’t believe had slipped their leash were filled with her mind insisting on trying to run about screaming about it around her stupor.

What!! Did she!! Do!! 

(Not even being able to see herself in this mirror, that was- that was something beyond even just being shallow-!!)

But then all of those strained attempts to think were happily ditched the second she caught wind of a door unlocking, and even though it wasn't ultimately a solution to everything going on- well, it was certainly better than just standing around in here! What could she have even done in there, after all- alright, maaaaaaybe she could have sat around and thought on why she was here, where she was, how she might have gotten dropped off here instead despite Mother always being so good with travel organisation, yada yada yada- but she’d already tried that just before getting up.

And there was nothing!

Just a big, solid block of basically nothing in her mind, which after a few pushes against - with strength mind you! - Sachiko had decided just wasn’t worth it for now. No, this was the easier choice to make for certain. 

Annnnnd most likely the one that paid off the most, because- here was everyone else!

Who… was everyone else? 

Aw, she could figure it out later if she wanted to!

Besides, wasn’t that what getting to know people was for?

To say that Sachiko brightened up as soon as she stepped out of her cell would have been an understatement- a step of hesitation became a confident one mid-fall as soon as her pink gaze landed on just one other person, the girl almost seamlessly joining the already-assembled group with a lift of her head and a tense of her body in interest like a dog you’d just called the name of. A sweeping glance around everyone else for good measure- the ones trying to kick up a fuss ahead of time, the ones barely even really blinking, the one climbing on someone else’s shoulders?!

…Okay!

Got it!

Her turn!

A small giggle came from Sachiko’s corner of the gathering, a white gloved hand hovering delicately over her mouth.

“Hee hee! Hi! I’m Sachiko Mori! I hope everyone’s doing well! Um, I’d give a proper introduction, buuuuuut… we seem to be a little… occupied right now? With whatever’s going on? Ohhh…”

It sounded for a second that she was going to trail into more uncertain tones, the way her voice drifted off and strained- but then, as quick as someone snapping their fingers, Sachiko perked right back up into attention again; still bright and bubbly even as she reached into uncertain question territory. Buoyant, really.

“Um, while I’m reaaaaally glad to meet you all - << really happy! >> - does anyone know what’s happening here? Like I just- showed up completely alone? In whatever that room was? Suddenly? And oh, oh- the door’s gone I think? Hee hee! It’s like magic! Ohh, I guess it can be solved later, hee, but just in case-!“ 

A pause in her words that sounded very much like they were threatening to turn into babbling, the way they were speeding up, as Sachiko reached by her side- only for her hand to shoot through empty space, and a light frown to instantly come onto her features. 

"Orrrrrr… where my bag might be..? Uwaa…”

Priorities. 

#SORRY FOR THE WAIT!! #prologue #noriko #sachiko #inissue #my good badminton daughter.....

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{i'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue!} | Noriko | [GAME: START!]

Contrary to what her detractors would think, Noriko Suzuki was more acquainted with the concept of the cold, hard facts than her chosen profession might lead you to assume.

Sure, her style of doing things might be more in the way of embellishing existing truths and ideas than the direct relaying of it– making it pretty to look at, giving it hook and rhyme and reason, making it not just information, but a full-blown story (breaking goddamn news, baby!)– but that hardly meant she didn’t need to start from the basic roots of things, did it? And in confusing, hazy, murky situations, she always found it easiest to start with the simple things; the undeniable, irrefutable truths of what she knew.

Right now, those were as follows: one, she was the young woman known to the world as Noriko Suzuki (the one and only, and don’t you forget it, darling). Two, she was seventeen years old– a teenager, in the first big prime of her life. (At least, she thought so.) Three, she was a gossip columnist by trade– the Super High-School Level Gossip Columnist, in fact, having been invited to attend the prestigious Hope’s Peak Academy by the mysterious board of old geezers who, apparently, had liked her style. Four, she was, with no bias what-so-ever involved in this statement, the coolest chick in this joint, a sexy, amazing, one-of-a-kind bombshell blessed with staggering intellect, unbelievable good looks and charm, and a very healthy ego (which was perfectly justified, thank you, sweetheart!).

And five, she was currently…lying on the cold, hard ground. 

(Hey, what gives?)

The darkness in the little room was startling; she had to shift over to the walls, grasping on the vines adorning them to successfully heave herself up onto her feet. (Goddamn, why’d she decided to wear high heels today? She couldn’t even remember.) After a few moments of blind stumbling, she made her way over the mirror, where she was, sadly, unable to click her tongue and blow a kiss at her own reflection, but what she did see was…

…Huh. This was…definitely not gleaming gold the last time she saw this. What was this, a copy? Eh, whatever, finder’s keepers!, she thought as she swiftly pocketed the glitzy article in question.

Then– a door. Inside the door– a room. Inside the room– teenagers.

Not just any teenagers, famous teenagers. Bona fide celebrities! The real deal, here in the flesh!

This was…weird. Really weird. She, at least, had a lot of questions. (A loooooot of questions. Hoo boy.) And she could, like, barely see. But she could feel it, in her guts and in her mind– something was gonna go down here, and she, Suzuki Noriko, wanted to be there to see it happen. Who knew? This could be her lucky day!  This wasn’t just some hypothetical bizarro dream scenario– this was an opportunity! She had to take it by the horns, make some real use out of this, really get going.

So, how would she start to go about that?

Why, by making her presence in the room known, of course.

“Maaaaaaaan! This is super W-E-I-R-D, huh, sweethearts~?”

Her casual exclamation was not yelled, but definitely pronounced enough to be audible to anyone close by, delivered with a cheery, nonchalant cadence and her ever-trademark wolfish grin.

“Saaaaaay, what do you superstars think’s happened? D'ya think we’re a part of some reality television thing? Or a social experiment? Who knows, I guess, hehehe! Seriously, though, if you got a piece of juicy info on your hand, drop a gal a line, ‘kay, darlings? Trust me, you'll know where to find me~!”

Things were about to get interesting.

#SHE ARRIVES... #prologue #noriko #inissue

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35 facts: dubious columnist chick edition

LET’S GOOOOO

Noriko hails from the tiny village of Hayakawa, Yamanashi Prefecture! She spends most of her time out of town, and would much rather live somewhere bigger like Tokyo, Kyoto, or Yokohama.

Noriko’s usual personal pronoun is “atashi”!

Noriko has one elder half-sister several years her senior! Her name is Shiho. They don’t like each other very much. (This is the most massive understatement I could possibly make.)

Neither Noriko or her parents are religious (on snarkier days Noriko would deem them all as being a godless bunch, in more ways than one), or even much the types to adhere to cultural traditions or customs, but much of her extended family on both sides are very devout. (Different religions, though-- her mother’s family is Buddhist, her father’s are Jewish.)

Noriko has very good teeth, which is something she inherited from her father.

Noriko’s favourite colour is...pink! Surprise!

Speaking of pink, Noriko’s striking pink hair is dyed! Her hair is naturally a mousy brown.

Also, Noriko’s eyes aren’t purple; she wears coloured contacts when out and about. Her eyes are actually grey.

Noriko is shortsighted, but doesn’t wear glasses.

Noriko largely favours spicy food-- she likes the feeling of the heat on her tongue. Still, she’s definitely not averse to the likes of sugary bonbons or licorice now and then.

Her favourite beverage is Coke! She’s also fond of pink lemonade.

Noriko’s favourite fruit is cherries! She also pretty much unilaterally enjoys anything cherry-flavoured, and she also likes clothes with cherry decals, too.

Noriko uses pet names constantly, and she uses them on everybody. “Darling”, “baby/babe”, “sweetheart”, and “doll” are her standards, but she has several more in her arsenal, with a lot of them seeing use only in specific unique contexts, too. (E.G., “honey” is usually reserved for people she’s close to.)

Noriko likes to flirt! (She likes to keep things interesting for ya, sweetheart.) She’s being playful/teasing above all else when she does, though-- she’s not inclined to be particularly serious about things, she’s just here to have fun. (She’s also the kind of person for whom “sexy” is a neutral term of endearment, so really, it’s hard to tell when she is versus when she isn’t.)

Noriko has five exes, most of whom she dated only very briefly and in the same year. The first two are [AIRHORN NOISES], but she’ll talk about the last three to just about anybody.

Noriko is right-handed!

Noriko is quite fidgety, and finds it easiest to concentrate when her hands are somehow occupied. She tends to do so by writing on paper very fast, smashing down the keys randomly on a keyboard, tearing off bits of paper and scrunching it up, wrapping strands of hair around her fingers, and generally wringing/messing around with her hands and fingers.

Noriko is the Worst in that, in school, she’s the kind of person who consistently manages to get straight A grades with seemingly very little effort. Her secret? She has a very sharp short-term memory, so she’s able to cram like hell just before the test and still have a vivid imprint in her mind of what she’s just read. (Also, she purposely does as well as possible in order to spite anyone who assumes she’s stupid.)

As well as being part of the school magazine/newspaper club, Noriko was also in a debate club back in junior high!

Noriko is surprisingly nocturnal in her habits-- she has so much on her plate that she’s gotten into the habit of staying up late and doing the bulk of her work in the dead of night.

Noriko has a ton of different pyjamas and nightgowns, but most of the time she just ends up sleeping in her underwear.

In terms of alignment, Noriko is Chaotic Neutral! (With a dash of Neutral Evil here and there, but mostly CN.)

Noriko’s MBTI is ENTJ, and her Enneagram type is Type Eight.

The major arcana I most strongly associate Noriko with is The Chariot!

Noriko’s favourite season is the summer! She loves the sunshine and the free time, and she likes how she gets to wear far more cute dresses and summery wear than she does at colder times of year.

The kind of music Noriko likes and that I associate with her is very specifically mainstream pop music from around 2008-2012, when the dance/club music was really big. Stuff from that era like early Lady Gaga, Kesha, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, The Pussycat Dolls, etc. is what’d especially be her taste. (The girl group/boyband pop boom of the late 90s/early 00s I’d also associate with her to a slightly lesser extent!)

Noriko has a secret passionate love for board games, and all things similar to them-- all kinds. Chess and shogi are her particular favourites, but she’ll play anything from Monopoly to backgammon to Snakes & Ladders. She has a hard time explaining her attachment to them to others, but she’ll be very happy if you play one with her.

Noriko loves makeup, and she’ll often go out, buy a bunch of fresh new products, and experiment with her look. She actually has one lipstick she considers her “Lucky Lipstick”, which she’ll wear out if she’s going in for an exam or an interview or if she’s out to impress someone.

As you’d expect for someone with her occupation, Noriko follows a lot of models and media personalities, and she’s actually struck up genuine online friendships with many of them! She’ll miss DMing them while she’s stuck in Murder Hell.

Noriko really enjoys photography! She owns a small Polaroid camera and she gets a lot of use out of it.

Noriko loves her pink hair, but she plans to dye it blonde one day in the future a while or so down the road.

Noriko has the first article of hers that was ever printed hanging on the wall in her bedroom. There’s little she’s more proud of or more protective of than her gossip career.

Noriko has a distinctive birthmark on her inner left thigh!

Noriko last went to a funeral when she was around three or four years old, and she doesn’t really remember it at all, so she doesn’t really have a proper reference for what death or dead bodies or grief is like at all.

While it’s very in question if it’s a virtue she possesses much herself, Noriko values loyalty and support a lot in potential friends-- if you genuinely stick up for her, she’ll keep it in mind, and try to return the favour on that front if she can.

#I'M DONE...COLLAPSES #about noriko #noriko #[gossip girl] #fun facts meme #outofprint

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Cherry Bralet //  mightymannie

#interests

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Uncommon Questions for OCs and their creators:

Send me a # (questions for OCs) or a letter (questions for creators) and I’ll answer

QUESTIONS FOR YOUR OCs

What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

How easy is it for your character to laugh?

How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

How easy is it to earn their trust?

How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child

Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?

What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

What animal do they fear most?

How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?

What makes their stomach turn?

Are they easily embarrassed?

What embarrasses them?

What is their favorite number?

If they were asked to explain the difference between romantic and platonic or familial love, how would they do so?

Why do they get up in the morning? 

How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)? 

How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)? 

 Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom? 

 What are their thoughts on marriage? 

 What is their preferred mode of transportation? 

 What causes them to feel dread? 

 Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth? 

 Do they usually live up to their own ideals? 

 Who do they most regret meeting? 

 Who are they the most glad to have met? 

 Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke? 

 Could they be considered lazy? 

 How hard is it for them to shake a sense of guilt? 

 How do they treat the things their friends come to them excited about? Are they supportive? 

Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap? 

Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)? 

What memory do they revisit the most often? 

How easy is it for them to ignore flaws in other people? 

How sensitive are they to their own flaws?

How do they feel about children? 

How badly do they want to reach their end goal? 

If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so? 

QUESTIONS FOR CREATORS

A) Why are you excited about this character? B) What inspired you to create them? C) Did you have trouble figuring out where they fit in their own story? D) Have they always had the same physical appearance, or have you had to edit how they look? E) Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you? F) What do you feel when you think of your OC (pride, excitement, frustration, etc)? G) What trait of theirs bothers you the most? H) What trait do you admire most? I) Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe? J) Did you have to manipulate or exclude canon factors to allow them to create their character?

#GIVE ME M O R E #ask memes

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( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) | (⑅ ‘﹃’ ) | (´；Д；｀)

( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make

Noriko’s current best friend is a six foot tall geeky South Korean girl by the name of Kyung-Sun Lee! Noriko and Kyung-Sun first met in junior high, as Kyung-Sun was one of six fellow students who set up the school magazine club with Noriko, who took the helm. (The club hadn’t existed (mostly due to lack of prior organisation and interest) before Noriko suggested it to the student council-- even with all she’s accomplished now, she’s still rather proud of doing that.) While they always got along fairly well and Kyung-Sun always admired Noriko a lot, though, they didn’t become close until high school; Kyung-Sun stood up and stuck by Noriko during a particularly bad, messy time, and Noriko appreciated that a lot, and since then they’ve been thick as thieves.

(Honestly, if there’s one way to gain Noriko’s genuine friendship, it’s to defend/stand up for her when she’s in hot water. Noriko likes to think of herself as very capable of handling whatever others throw at her, but it really does mean a lot to her if someone does that for her.)

Kyung-Sun, while sharing much of the same interests as Noriko, has a different vibe to her-- she’s a chirpy, nerdy, gushy, excitable sweetie pie, the kind who rarely has a bad word to say about anyone and who just really wants to fit in and make friends. (TBH, most of Noriko’s closer friends have been or are massive fucking nerds.) At a glance, Noriko’s and Kyung-Sun’s friendship seems slightly lopsided, given that Kyung-Sun has such an innocent personality and tends to follow Noriko around like a lapdog and praise everything she does, but for what it’s worth, Noriko genuinely loves Kyung-Sun dearly, and would fight any asshole who tried to fuck with her.

While Noriko paints herself in a Popular High School Girl sort of image, how she actually is in school has some layers to it: technically, she has a fairly big friend group, but she’s only close with maybe 3-5 of them, and the rest are people who suddenly grew interested in her when she Got Famous and who Noriko knows would throw her to the wolves in a hot second if shit ever hit the fan. It doesn’t bother her much, really-- shallow connections are still connections, after all, and she’s not much inclined to trust people anyway.

(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about

Celebrities. Being on television. Kissing really attractive people. How people totally misinterpret Becky Sharpe from Vanity Fair. Cramming for the test on imaginary numbers next Tuesday. Buying better quality eyeliner. If she can get a good portable chess set online for cheap. How she’s going to murder her sister and get away with it one day. Kissing more really attractive people.

Noriko’s a girl of many different trains of thought at once, is what I’m saying.

(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character

Noriko has always been glad that she’s not a gal prone to pondering deep universal philosophical concerns; as she sees it, what’s the point of brooding over the past or the future? Live in the now, baby! She tries her best to take things as they come, without spending her time stressing about stuff way ahead.

That said, Noriko has a strategical mind, and spends a lot of her energy mentally managing each and every individual aspect of her day, determined not to let a single thing slip out of place for her. Given how busy her schedule is, though, Noriko is veeeeery prone to hideously overworking herself a lot, and the more exhausted she gets from doing that, the more stressed and worried she gets trying to keep everything going the way she wants it to do...though she’ll do her best to make sure no one can tell. Silly rabbit, Suzuki Noriko-chan doesn’t get stressed out by things!

#headcanons ask meme #pregame #q&a #shslamericano

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BTW Y’ALL as well as her sprites being here and her fullbody ref being on the bottom of this page, i also have a tag for noriko art that you can view right here if you want any more refs/examples of her!!

(i’m pointing this out mostly so i can re-link to this cute pic shout drew of noriko and her oc minhee together bc two years on and it still fuels and blesses me daily)

#outofprint

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❀☠ (and if u want ❤)

❀ : a text about something that makes them happy

[TO: nakai-kun 🐙] >yooo nakai!!! (´∀｀)♡ i JUST saw THE LIT MOST ADORABLE CAT in existence holy shit i’m so #Blessed??? (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

>I ONLY GOT A SUUUPER BLURRY SNAP but trust me it was sooo cute i know ur a squid man urself but oh my god…..my crops are THRIVING……….i’ll send u the pic l8r!! 😺😺 

>query 4 u actually r there any cat-adjacent creatures under the sea??? enquiring minds MUST kno

☠ : an angry text / argumentative text / calllout text

>Um??? nakai????? sweetie??????? 🙃  you DO realise you were meant to be here like an hour ago yeah??? wtf are you!!!!

>I s2g dude i WILL kick your ass when I see you next!!!! srsly. >:((

❤ : a flirty text

>hey doll!!!! (＾▽＾) today i walked past this guy who looked kinda like u it was sooo weird lol ;0

>realised it wasn’t you preeeetty quick tho bc ur like.. 80x times more handsome just in general js…….true fax here only bby ( ˘ ³˘)♥

#masaharu #q&a #texting meme #mfw noriko uses text emoticons emojis and kaomojis all together #shslteuthologist #pregame

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ok back to being productive @ me 

#A BEAUTIFUL MAN!!! #yoshiya #[folklorist] #shocking snapshots

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🎀 (refs for her are on the /sprites + the bottom of the /about page!!)

just a really messy doodle but i love her so much

#WAAH THANK YOU!!! <3333 #noriko #[gossip girl] #shocking snapshots

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back in april, my younger sister drew a noriko for me and i still really love the drawing she did, so i’m posting it here too bc it’s just really Good Content!!

#THANK U BASED TARA #noriko #[gossip girl] #shocking snapshots #outofprint

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❀ (there's refs for her on the /about and /sprites pages if you want/need em!)

the Girl

#SHE......... #tysm azura!!! <333 #noriko #[gossip girl] #shocking snapshots

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“Blah Blah Blah”- Ke$ha ft. 3OH!3

#iheartradio #man i forgot that was my music tag #interests

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send me a word! || learn all about my muse's physical features!

[hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.

[eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they're alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.

[mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what's their "default expression"/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.

[face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what's the size and shape of their nose, what's the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.

[skin]: obviously colour, but also if they're inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.

[build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.

[chest]: (potentially nsfw) what size are their breasts if they have them, nipple colour and shape and size, do they have visible muscle definition/abs, etc.

[groin]: (potentially nsfw) any information pertaining to genitals - length, girth, shape, colour, "unusual features", also includes the rear and its general appearance, etc.

[hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist's fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.

[legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what's their gait, etc.

[feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what's their usual stance, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.

[other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.

#it's 2am but i want to do A L L the memes #ask memes