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The RoosterTeeth site will be deleted May 15th 😔 do yourselves a favor and start archiving EVERYTHING you can now. RageQuit, RvB, X-Ray & Vav, the Minecraft Let's Plays, RWBY, etc. RT is warning us as nicely as they can that there's a p good chance we won't be able to access ANYTHING by next year, including the YouTube channel. Download!

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I've upgraded from Doctor Who dinosaurs to Red vs Blue dinosaurs.

#red vs. blue #red vs blue art #i approve as the resident dino nerd #one time. i lciked a fossil

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she joinks on my peetis till I simmons

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rewatching blood gulch chronicles and i totally forgot about my favorite church bit lmao

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this just in Carolina found dead in Miami

wait i just found this in my drafts this is so funny actually

#they blew up florida but somehow left miami untouched dont worry about it #red vs blue #rvb #rvb restoration #rvb carolina

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FINISHED S6 OF RVB. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

#do you feel it #do you feel the red vs blue coursing through your veins as you fall deeper into the pit

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this too is poetry

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I still haven't watched the trailer lmao

#ill do it later #will there be oral in the trailer

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not once have any of you pointed out the genius joke on my page of "being horny for grif and simmons on main" when this is clearly NOT my main and I'm disappointed in all of you

#im drawing attention to it because rvb is ending and i want credit for my genius now #rvb #red vs blue #what if i was lying and this was in fact my main #im not #im. look man. the funny juice is running low #they cut off my fucking supply

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If they're releasing S19 all at once like a movie (or whatever the fuck they said they were doing I wasn't listening) am I allowed to call it peak cinema

#rvb #red vs blue #im at work thinking about red vs blue what are you doing #rvb s19 #rvb restoration

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Who is ur alpha if ur the Omega

… m-my dear chairman…

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Reblog this Halo Elite for no reason at all.

Elites do be very silly

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Dear Chairman,

The ants are carrying me away to take me to their queen. Please help.

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I'm sorry I keep being a hater I promise I'm done for now lol. Season 19 bingo but only the worst possible things (mostly my personal fears)

Main character death does not include Church because. Come on.

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What if instead of canonizing Grimmons they caramelized Grimmons

#i am very sick #rvb #red vs blue #grimmons #dick simmons #rvb simmons #rvb grif #dexter grif

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The funniest thing RvB could ever do would be to kill Church forever 100% for real this time because since RvB is ending, they literally physically can't bring him back.

I feel like someone will die

#listen to me i know its predictable to kill him again #but it would be SO FUNNY #because even after s13 plenty of people had thoughts n theories about how he could still be alive via a copy of his ai or whatever etc etc #but if you literally physically end the entire series with the death of church #he literally cant come back #because rvb wont come back #its GENIUS and also HILARIOUS #rvb #rvb restoration #red vs blue

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time to prepare i guess