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#hiiii

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

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I’m begging you to look at this.

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The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

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I hate it here is for all the girlies who grew up reading books as a precocious child and dreamt of worlds that exist only in a sophisticated imagination, for the girls who live in delusions

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“I want to tell you so many lies.”

Jude and Cardan - The Cruel Prince

Artist: @artoffrostandflame

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I am begging authors to write more royal×gaurd, royal×general, royal×seneschal, royal×adviser (whatever you want to call it). With the right amount of "forbidden apple" angst, scheming, companionship, and over protectiveness. These pairings are so freakin excellent.

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15 ways to (subtly) talk to your crush and get them to fall in love with you, not clickbait

Drug them

kick dirt in their food

try to drown them in a lake

watch your brother murder your whole family as a conversation starter

tie them to a chair while holding a knife to their throat and threatening them

curse them to do whatever you say

trick them into being king and secretly control the throne through them(see #6)

ask them to seduce their ex(they will kiss you 100% with this one)

kill their brother

ask them to marry you but like not in a weird way

exile them

Impersonate your twin sister

get turned into a snake

write them letters but don’t send them

kill them

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Cardan not going after Jude during her exile always makes me cry because the only reason he wasn’t is because he wanted to respect her wants and autonomy so bad. He didn’t want to make her come back if she didn’t want to, didn’t look for her because he genuinely believed Jude would come back if she wanted to be found. And again it’s just so in-character of him to automatically think she’s just found something better than him because no one ever willingly picked and stayed with him when they had a choice so why would she?

#oh fuck.

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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

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...I just found out Ze'ev means...wolf... that's is very remus lupin of him.

#tlc #sirisu's stupidity #wolf #like wow #im in a tlc brainrot ngl