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"loser baby" but it's guildford and william

#guildford shows up at w&m's apartment at 3am angry-freaking out #and william has to convince him that existence isn't a curse

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geoffrey, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here guildford, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here philip, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here william, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here george, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here albert, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here

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Billie Eilish in custom Simone Rocha has me SWOONING. These details. Dying. Dead.

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been thinking about my ocs like this recently

#they are the empty space in an outline #and some of their outlines are better preserved than others #yes i will get existential with my indulgent joke characters don't @ me

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SEVEN: do you think the queens would have specific concept or hairstyle? Like in SIX there is high ponytail for Howard, spacebuns for Boleyn... Do you imagine something similar for SEVEN?

For hairstyles, I kinda preferred the days when the Six alts had more freedom to experiment with different styles for each queen, so in my little ideal fantasy land, Seven alts/swings could have fun with their hair. Just as a general outline though:

Matilda would have her hair up (ponytail, buns, mohawk, etc.)

Jane would tend to have hers loose, but could also go for braids

Mary T would have to have Aragon’s hairstyle or something similar

Elizabeth would ideally keep the Lady Gaga bow-crown, but could try something equally extravagant

Mary S and Anne would generally have their hair loose, but could also go with an updo

Victoria would have to have her hair in a bun, although what kind of bun would be up to the actress

#empress matilda #jane grey #mary i #elizabeth i #mary ii #queen anne #queen victoria #seven #stuart #tudor #hanover #normandy

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thinking about how in my old live in consort au, i had william call in bentinck and keppel at one point to help out with tech/basically stage manage the show and george just had to sit there, grappling with the fact that william brought his old maybe-boyfriends to work on their “i love my wife” show, all while the other four were completely oblivious to all of this

#guildford and geoffrey are exchanging looks #albert and philip are just like 'what does goat mean' #william iii #live in consort #stuart

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during seven's writing meetings, mary s innocently asks if she could maybe bring william into the show during her song to duet with her since they were joint monarchs after all. jane and victoria are the only ones who aren't sent into a feral rage at the mere suggestion of that.

#it's hard to be the 'my husband and i do everything together :)' lady when your friends all hate him and everything he's ever done #liz and mattie just hate the whole 'sharing power' situation #while mary t's still hung up on the religious/moral stuff and anne will just never let go of her grudge against him #jane actually likes william because he likes her and will let her talk endlessly about her academics #victoria doesn't particularly care other than 'hey same war crimes' #mary ii #seven #stuart

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Janey

#jane grey #tudor #seven

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characters who seem really cool at first glance but are absolutely pathetic with further context

#william iii #stuart

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Okay, final Seven patterns!

#seven #empress matilda #jane grey #mary i #elizabeth i #mary ii #queen anne #queen victoria #normandy #tudor #stuart #hanover

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ocean - philip noel - albert mischa - william ricky - geoffrey jane/penny - guildford constance - george

#live in consort #geoffrey of anjou #guildford dudley #philip of spain #william iii #george of denmark #albert of saxe-coburg and gotha #normandy #stuart #tudor #hanover

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inspired by me watching the megasix oopsies series while waiting for an appointment

geoffrey : drops his mic

guildford : blanks on his lines

philip : costume/mic randomly breaks

william : slips on/accidentally inhales confetti

george : forgets the choreo

albert : lights/music malfunctions

#seven #live in consort #empress matilda #geoffrey of anjou #jane grey #guildford dudley #mary i #philip of spain #elizabeth i #mary ii #william iii #queen anne #george of denmark #queen victoria #albert of saxe-coburg and gotha #normandy #tudor #stuart #hanover

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my favorite fic trope 

#guildford dudley #george of denmark #tudor #stuart #live in consort #external

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william, attempting to be nice: that’s a nice dress, anne

anne: oh, thank you…… it’s pea green

mary, from across the room: ANNE

#queen anne #william iii #mary ii #stuart

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geoffrey, after william disqualifies himself from the whatever-they’re-trying-to-do on account of not actually being a consort: well, that’s one horse out of the race!

william: rude.

#live in consort #geoffrey of anjou #william iii #normany #stuart

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random LiC thought of the month: albert yelling at william for not telling him he has super severe asthma before signing up to be part of a dance-heavy stage show

#albert of saxe-coburg and gotha #william iii #live in consort #stuart #hanover

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Thinking about redesigning my Seven queens, but struggling with Anne. Her queenspiration has always been in flux and that makes her kind of hard to design. It just feels like we haven’t had that many mature female pop stars who sing sad songs that aren’t Adele, at least in my lifetime.

#seven #queen anne #stuart