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Renegade: Season 4 Episode 3: The Ballad of D.B. Cooper

Please enjoy Harlow. That is all.

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ah yes my favourite trope

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i'm so sexy everyone want me *gestures to the WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE poster with my face on it on the city wall behind me*

#Reno Raines....

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If you don’t write paragraphs on paragraphs on shit absolutely nobody but you and maybe 2 other people give a shit about you are not living your most authentic life

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the jig: up

the news: out

they: finally found me

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#reno says these to bobby and bobby screams

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Branscombe Richmond as Bobby Sixkiller ‘Renegade’

#renegade #bobby sixkiller

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Bobby: [kisses Reno's neck]

Reno: "What is this?"

Bobby: "Affection."

Reno: "Disgusting."

Reno:

Reno: "Do it again."

#Renegade #Bobby Sixkiller #Reno Raines

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🔥 Lorenzo Lamas 🔥

#reno raines #renegade

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Lorenzo Lamas as Reno Raines in ‘Renegade’

#renegade #reno raines

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Reno: Being a fugitive has left me a sad and lonely man.

Bobby: *walks in and hugs Reno*

Reno: What are you doing here?

Bobby: I’m the sad and lonely man being a fugitive left you.

#renegade #reno raines #bobby sixkiller #renegade tv show #incorrect quotes

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*writes cracky slashfics of really old fandoms* … *glances upwards* If you guys feel the need to haunt me over this I’d understand

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“See, I made breakfast, I cooked.”“That’s cereal.”“IN A FRYING PAN”

Had no idea how to actually begin or end this but HEY it’s cute

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Early morning light filtered in through the bedroom window, and Bobby stirred, reaching towards the space beside him. Slightly disappointed to find it empty, he sat up, swinging his feet over the side of the bed and making his way to the kitchen. There he found Reno, leaning up against the counter with a phone pressed to his ear. He looked up, noticing Bobby’s arrival. “-Well, thanks anyway, bye,” he uttered quickly into the phone.

Bobby gave him a curious look. “You’re up early, again,” he commented, crossing the room towards him.

“Just checking for any leads on Dixon,” Reno said with a shrug, tossing the phone with a clatter onto the counter.

Bobby patted his cheek, offering a sympathetic smile. “Killing yourself isn’t going to help, babe. You can’t keep getting up at the crack of dawn every morning.”

“Just trying to be productive, get thing going,” Reno said tiredly. “See, I made breakfast, I cooked,” he added, motioning to a pan on the kitchen table.

Bobby looked to the pan, then back at Reno, his expression something between disbelief and defeated. He sighed. “Reno, that’s cereal.”

“In a frying pan!” Reno said pointedly, looking vaguely insulted.

“You could’ve at least added milk,” Bobby replied, shaking his head.

“I didn’t want it gettin’ all soggy,” Reno explained as if it was obvious, pushing his hair back out of his eyes.

Bobby chuckled, giving Reno a gentle shove towards the door. “Go get dressed. We’ll go get a real breakfast. My treat.”

Reno shrugged again, turning around and flashing Bobby a grin. “I guess I should take advantage of having a rich boyfriend as much as possible.”

Bobby rolled his eyes, giving him another shove out of the room. “Shoulda known you’re only with me for my money. You better learn to cook or I’ll find myself another trophy.”

“‘Trophy’ as in bounty or as in husband?”

“Yes,” Bobby replied teasingly as they made their way back towards the bedroom.

#my writing #renegade #reno raines #bobby sixkiller #rainkiller

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“Bank robbers keep their money in banks???”

— -Bobby Sixkiller, perpetually perplexed

#renegade tv show #renegade #bobby sixkiller

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A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. “I am so embarrassed,” the woman says. “Please join me for dinner.“ They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast. The next morning the guy is amazed. “Are you this nice to every biker you meet?” he asks. “Not usually,” she replies. “But you just happened to catch my eye.”

#this couldve been a terrible renegade episode opener

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Stephen J. Cannell pitching Renegade, apparently.

SJC: “So let’s do The A-Team again, because that did really well.”

SJC: “But this time we’ll just one lead, who is kinda a combo of Face and Hannibel.”

SJC: “That way he’s all alone and angsty. Also his girlfriend was murdered.”

SJC: “Oh yeah and this time I’m the asshole that’s trying to kill him.”

#renegade #the a team

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There is literally no excuse for why this song was never in Renegade.

#I will literally always think of Reno while listening to it #renegade #renegade tv show #reno raines #renegade by Styx #styx