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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

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does anyone have this but with me after fapping my boner . okay please

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I spent so much time trying to figuring out how to draw these two animatronics the way I liked it. So ya, these two are my favorite from FNAF Security Breach. And, once again, I question my sanity.

#that's a new take on Moon's eyes! i love it!

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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Top 5 rocks to collect >:D

(Bonus if you want to: top 5 sea creatures you like)

I do not collect rocks specifically, but I do collect natural items such as shells, fossils, and feathers!

Top 5 coolest things from my natural collection:

1: pair of crayfish claws

2: peacock feather

3: red and white striped spiral shell

4: rock with a plant impression on it

5: purple geode

For sea creatures:

1: orca

2: portuguese man o' war

3: magnapinna squid

4: blue sea dragon (nudibranch, I think?)

5: cuttlefish

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My favorite fem-bug so far

#FEMBUGS #omg

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My helluva boss sona cus why not 🤔

#yo i love this

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Top 5 "top 5" lists of all time?

Really

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#rip

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i found this shirt at spencers!! it has sun on the front and moon on the back and i love it

#NEED #OUGH

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G’day 🧚

#babey

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#hot and funny (if you say it enough you believe it) #i can spell and i can drive