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#y'all if you are in any romance bookish spaces #we've all aged like 15 years

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Being easily scared but also being a monster fucker is so funny because, I'd be trying to sleep at night thinking things like: "if there are any spooky creatures here, please, don't hurt me... But also, I'm dtf if you are"

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cock warming a vampire but their skin is always cool to the touch. Imagine the temperature play potentials of their cold dick inside of you.

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I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

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Some times you see old WIP ideas and really think, why the fuck didn't I write this? 🥴🥴🥴

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Little bit left field this one that I've talked at length about with @howdoyousleep3

But a massive college AU that started out with... *pause for dramatic effect*

Swim Coach!Lloyd Hansen x College Senior!Reader (There were other fun characters *cough* football coach!August Walker who teaches self defense and Women's Studies Professor!Ari *cough* included but Lloyd was the main one I discussed)

It's your last year of classes, and your advisor (who I am imagining as Nick Fowler) tells you have to take a PE class to graduate, a stupid silly credit your degree requires that you missed/forgot about. And the only place available is in Coach Hansen's Advanced Competition Swim course. It's going to be a soft!dark au, aka you don't exactly say no but he is mean and manipulative.

I just have visions of him bending you over a swim block, the grit digging into their swim suit and skin as he fucks you from behind, his whistle dangling right next your face, with in reach of you being able to blow it if you wanted him to stop but you don't.

"You and this fucking lycra, Sunshine. Fowler really must want me to do him a favour."

"Gotta stretch out, Sunny, can't have you cramping on me. Gotta be loose and wet for practice."

"You're going to hold my whistle between those slutty lips and every time you make a sound, I'm going to spank you."

Tags: age gap, soft dark au, college au, imbalance of power, manipulation, slight bullying, dubious consent, teacher/student relationship, improper use of a whistle, ruined kink, the crying kink I can't remember the name of, putting away wet, videoing, blackmail, revenge porn, impact play/punishment

#fics that live in my brain rent free #lloyd hansen x reader #lloyd hansen

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Imagine dating a big bad monster mobster man who sees you walk by his office door, interrupting his super legal meeting, to call you in so you can sit on his lap and be a part of his world.

He asks for your opinions on deals, listens when you have concerns about a rival family. He wants you to feel important because to him you're the most important being in his life.

And as a treat for being the wonderful, smart, and beautiful partner you are, he bends you over his desk and plows you into next week. 😌✨

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Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.

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#holy fuck #bucky barnes #hydra trash party

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From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

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hey btw there’s nothing wrong with shipping your ocs with canon characters. or shipping yourself with a canon character. even if you have a crush on the character. you are hurting literally no one. you can do whatever you want. cringe culture is dead

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawn shop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

wind mill

wishing well

wizard tower

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i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.