slutforluna

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I have an unfounded suspicion, that the venn diagram of [people who don't wet their toothbrushes before use] and [people who eat nutella on bread with no butter] is a perfect circle

#this claim is backed by nothing but divine intuition

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super clit

#super clit

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mentally forever sixteen cunty and shy as the smiths once put it, or something along the lines

#the smiths #half a person #and only on my best days

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due to inflation I will now be having 3 - 4 little treats a day instead of just one

#a girl gotta cope

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"Think outside the box" baby my thoughts don't even occupy all the space inside the box

#you won't catch my thoughts slipping past my little box corner #let me be dumb & generic it's called self care

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let me just slip into something a little more comfortable...😏 (a coma)

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*someone addressing me with my name when talking to me*

me, who completely forgot I have a name people know me by, refer to and associate me with: 😧⁉️⁉️

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Can't believe my parents are constantly stressing about wanting grandkids as if I wasn't busy making sure they keep having a kid

#how are you so eager on being grand parents #like maybe try being at least mediocre parents first

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why is my jawline only working nightshifts

#babygirl is shy

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I'm so not normal about this (<- guy who very much is normal about this, casual even, chill and ordinary, laid-back, nonchalant if you will)

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If you have Ghost, you have the perfect subjects for an exploration of simple line, form, and color. This set was so much fun! Papa IV with his coffee cup, charming Terzo, Kiss the Go-Goat Nihil and Sister are my favs. Though who could resist Cardi’s trike with rat friends?

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I might be hanging on by a thread, but I am in fact desperately trying to let go of it, it just got entagled in my rings and unravelling it has been a nightmare

#though life has been doing a great job snipping away at it lately

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I'm actually convinced that the whole Jesus being the son of god™ and a miracle worker thing was the goncharov of its time and too many people just didn't get the joke

#I'd bet my left tit on this (that's the good one) #goncharov #the goncharov phenomenon #unreality

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"Do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" I will be doing both, actually, just to be sure

#better safe than sorry

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you heard the man, deploy the smut in the name of healthcare

#something something scientifically proven to boost serotonin something #and good mental health seems pretty sfw to me honestly #smut fic #fanfic #lemon fic

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They don't want you to know this, but being insanely tall means u get to be the most awful lowlife the sun has ever had the misfortune of looking down upon, petty pathetic scum with no moral compass whatsoever, and u still always end up being the bigger person

#secret perk #go get your extra inches today and be the worst version of yourself with no repercussions