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Bartender! a dickless cock, please — with no balls.

#prev

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i want to be in dude's big hands...i want to bounce on his cock

#mike talks

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men who can’t help but slut themselves out a little bit around you because they just like you so much!

they’re constantly making sure they’re dressed in clothes that fit their physique in the most flattering/revealing way whenever they find out you’ll be tagging along for drinks. they spritz on the cologne that you once commented you liked on them, and make sure to lean in slightly when you talk to them so that you can undoubtedly catch the scent of it.

they laugh at your jokes and flutter their eyelashes all pretty-like while they’re listening to you and are paying attention extra hard. are fixing their hair in the mirror whenever they go to the restroom even though they’d never bother otherwise. are draping their arm across your chair, pretending they’re just trying to get more comfortable. even the sound of their voice changes slightly whenever they’re focused on you.

also, they show off their neck by undoing the top button of their shirt and sometimes readjust their belt, hoping that you’ll take a peek while they do it.

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i WILL get sappy on this blog. i love dude...

#mike talks

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i’m fine shut up i’m just thinking about them saying “come and let me look at you” and me making my way onto their lap and straddling them and just letting them hold and kiss and grope me to their heart’s content.

#this is so cute #and i can hear it in dude's voice #he just wants to be close to me

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Let’s grind against each others clothes and make out until we’re both panting and sweating and shaking from the desperate bone-deep need for each other, okay?

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do subs know that we know bratting is just another way to ask for what they want? it's okay angel, i know you're saying "make me" because you're too shy to say "please sir." that's alright, honey. you're so sweet, i know you need it.

i can't get frustrated at a brat anymore. it makes praise fall out of my mouth now. i just hear the snarky little comments and think it's cute how desperate they are to tell me that they want more, want me to be meaner, rougher, call them names, give them what they're afraid to admit they're waiting for. i know my baby's just begging for it the best way they can. it's so easy to tame them and train them once you see it for what it really is and that's why they can barely even muster up the motivation to pretend anymore 🥰

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when you’re riding a pretty boy’s face and you look back and he’s thrusting his hips up into nothing as you grind on his mouth… so fucking pathetic. give me more

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i cum so fast watching men masturbate im not even lying the second i hear a man whimpering while fucking his hand its over for me

#yeah...

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Pushing on a boy’s prostate like you’re ringing a bell for cum

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i want dude so badly

#mike talks

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Does anyone want to bite down into my shoulder while they fuck me? I promise I'll whimper and moan about it.

#dude @ me

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Sexiest word for vagina/vulva? (In erotic writing, porn dialogue, or IRL dirty talk)

Vagina

Vulva

Pussy

Cunt

Cunny

Hole

Muff

Privates

Fanny

Twat

Other

There is no sexy word for vagina/vulva

#i don't really like any of them #but pussy will do i guess

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heaven would be a place where i can dry hump an angel like dude all day

#mike talks #watch his pretty brown eyes as he orgasms over and over

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sometimes....i think i'd like to draw him fully but maybe that would be Too Weird

#mike talks #and i sure wouldn't post it

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i don't know why anyone ships mikedude. I hardly deserve him.

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i guess that's what I get for wanting someone who's so much better than me

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