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its them !! linguini & tambourine!!

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gnaaarrrppppyyyy gnarpgnarp.mp3

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people thinking alden is angry and abusive and focused on his family's reputation makes me sad because in canon he's an incredibly soft and kind and caring guy who isn't afraid to go against what others think to do what he knows is right </3

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Sketch 🫵🏻🫵🏻 Marella Redek

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soooo crazy that most of you don’t know that fintan’s name is actually an acronym! observe:

f ucked up

i nsane

n everseen leader

t errifyingly evil

a rson

n oooo don’t set eternalia on fire you’re so sexy haha

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Genuinely irks me when ppl talk about how much better kotlc would be if Sophie just didn’t fall in love or saying she’s too good for both of them cause like

Falling in love is CLEARLY something sophie wants. Every time it comes up it’s really obvious that it’s something she wants to have. Even when she’s dating Fitz and isn’t really happy in the relationship, she looks at Sandor and Grizel and says she wishes she could have something that easy, because she wants to fall in love. She wants romance and that doesn’t make her any less strong or any less of a girlboss

So I don’t know why such a large chunk of the fandom is so strongly opposed to the main character getting to experience something that’s clearly important to her?

Like y’all are out here like you’re her mother saying “I know what’s best for you” when all she wants is to have someone hold her hand and compliment her while she blushes and gets butterflies in her stomach. Is it so wrong for a fifteen year old girl to want that?

So honestly, you don’t get an opinion on whether she’d be better off single, because that’s HER decision and she doesn’t WANT to stay single. Let a teenage girl have romantic dreams! Let her fall in love!

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which is more gay?

- actual gay people

- whatever tf fintan and bronte had going on

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keefe sencen would thrive on tumblr dot com. he'd be like oooh i have ✨issues✨ and then project them onto characters. he'd be someone's princess with a disorder. he'd have an obsession with keebler e.l.f cookies that no one could figure out if he's joking about or not. he'd vague post about sophie, ro, fitz, and more. he'd be worried that he's the asshole. he'd see no redemption for himself. he'd be swaddled in blankets by a recent mutual who would insist he just needs cookies and milk, they'll take care of his parents. he'd deflect the question with a funnier joke. he'd post about mental illness and tag it like "haha funny lol""relatable content""sillymaxxing." he'd love the memes. he'd be obsessed with goncharov. he would be someone's best online friend. he'd come to care for himself.

anyways. who said that?

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ok wait my dream last night was kinda crazy

so it just started out as a normal school dream right. i was in my high school and i was stressed out because it was the first day and i didn’t know where my classes were blah blah blah. but then i checked my schedule and was like “oh yeah i forgot my next class is telepathy in the elite towers” ??

so basically it was still my high school but the elite towers from foxfire were tacked on for some reason.

so i took the elevator up to where the class was (yeah we have elevators, checkmate lost cities) and i met my teacher (random ass lady). she showed me around my dorm room which i was so excited about because it had a bunch of secret rooms and i was all “woah it’s just like sophie foster.” my teacher kinda paused then though and she was like. “you know about sophie foster?” and i thought oh shit sophie foster is canon here??

apparently sophie foster is fucking dead. which of course i didn’t know since i’d only read up to book 9. but i recapped what i did know to my teacher, basically just “everyone is still alive and they’re fighting the neverseen and fintan is still in prison.”

then my teacher checked my schedule and was like “hmm i see you have an inflicting class scheduled for tomorrow. well that might be difficult because bronte is also dead so we have no inflictors to teach you.” and i was like ???? how did he die? wait. “fintan killed him didn’t he.” and my teacher was like yeah… they sort of killed each other actually. (gay asf)

so obviously that was a bummer but guess what my teacher’s grand solution was!!! go to where sophie is buried and dig up her fucking organs!!!!! that way we can rebuild her and she can teach me!!! the dream ended as we were reconstructing her but i am still shocked at the fact that we were so ready to pull a frankenstein

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princess prettypants after beating the fuck out of a thousand year old prison escapist

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how do you think fintan would react if he got rabies

Start biting people. Not because of the rabies. He'd do it before the virus actually reached the brain and the symptoms set in, just because he'd finally have a valid excuse.

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I need Sophie to introduce Wild Kratts to the keeper crew all together.

theyre lives would be so much better

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im screaming

#koltc #what if i told you i stopped pressing buttons

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if bronte ever gets killed off im gonna cry i love him

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #councillor bronte #kotlc bronte

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i cried when silveny was set free permanently

okkk question have any of you cried while reading kotlc and specifically what scenes

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insert tam cam

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sophie foster #tam cam #keefe sencen #sokeefe

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Annabeth: *kisses Percy*

Percy:

Percy:

Percy: *explodes a volcano*